@tired-native.bsky.social
I wanted to make my profile less cringey. I can’t think of anything.
Me: Native, Ft Peck Reservation, living off the Rez.
I block right-wingers. I don’t owe them a dialogue.
Me: Native, Ft Peck Reservation, living off the Rez.
I block right-wingers. I don’t owe them a dialogue.
I just finished a 27 month vaccine trial. I want to do another now. 😊
December 1, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I just finished a 27 month vaccine trial. I want to do another now. 😊
Uncanny. Totally separated at birth.
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Uncanny. Totally separated at birth.
Maybe Taco Bell should be the standard.
November 25, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Maybe Taco Bell should be the standard.
A clumsy attempt at plating before I mixed them all into the hash anyway.
November 22, 2025 at 1:00 PM
A clumsy attempt at plating before I mixed them all into the hash anyway.
No. They don’t. Stop showing off already.
November 18, 2025 at 11:19 AM
No. They don’t. Stop showing off already.
Honestly, I think the better side won in this exchange:
November 14, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Honestly, I think the better side won in this exchange:
The jeans with a broken zipper has a label inside that says "TODAY IS YOUR DAY."
Is it though? Is it?
This means I used all my bad luck on the jeans. I bought two tickets to a 50/50 where the prize is $22k. I am essentially a shoo-in to win.
3/3
Is it though? Is it?
This means I used all my bad luck on the jeans. I bought two tickets to a 50/50 where the prize is $22k. I am essentially a shoo-in to win.
3/3
November 12, 2025 at 8:07 PM
The jeans with a broken zipper has a label inside that says "TODAY IS YOUR DAY."
Is it though? Is it?
This means I used all my bad luck on the jeans. I bought two tickets to a 50/50 where the prize is $22k. I am essentially a shoo-in to win.
3/3
Is it though? Is it?
This means I used all my bad luck on the jeans. I bought two tickets to a 50/50 where the prize is $22k. I am essentially a shoo-in to win.
3/3
Which leads to one of the best moments on Late Night with David Letterman.
October 30, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Which leads to one of the best moments on Late Night with David Letterman.
That little puppy is cute, but... I still have to disagree
*throws down the glove*
*throws down the glove*
October 24, 2025 at 7:13 PM
That little puppy is cute, but... I still have to disagree
*throws down the glove*
*throws down the glove*
I may want to consider a better thing to do with my time when I’m dealing with insomnia. This went a little too far maybe?
October 23, 2025 at 11:54 AM
I may want to consider a better thing to do with my time when I’m dealing with insomnia. This went a little too far maybe?
Sadly, I can no longer detect what is and is not parody with these weird assholes anymore.
October 3, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Sadly, I can no longer detect what is and is not parody with these weird assholes anymore.
Rez dog spotted in Ft Kipp Montana with their plushie.
October 1, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Rez dog spotted in Ft Kipp Montana with their plushie.
These 2 boys were staring me down just minutes ago. As I got closer, I noticed that the path I was taking went right in between them and small herd of doe. Since it’s early mating season, I walked around them. I think my dog was ready for a fight, though. He’s not always the smartest.
September 27, 2025 at 11:52 AM
These 2 boys were staring me down just minutes ago. As I got closer, I noticed that the path I was taking went right in between them and small herd of doe. Since it’s early mating season, I walked around them. I think my dog was ready for a fight, though. He’s not always the smartest.
This innovation in fashion is evil and I am certain it's only purpose is to entertain those witnessing someone struggling to button them after noticing that they were not buttoned after leaving the house.
September 23, 2025 at 1:48 PM
This innovation in fashion is evil and I am certain it's only purpose is to entertain those witnessing someone struggling to button them after noticing that they were not buttoned after leaving the house.
Thank god we live in a country where something like this couldn't possibly... umm... *cough*
September 18, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Thank god we live in a country where something like this couldn't possibly... umm... *cough*
One of my favorites.
September 6, 2025 at 1:44 AM
One of my favorites.
Soup is good food.
September 6, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Soup is good food.
Last night my brother told me about the mysteries that are baklava ice cream, and it’s as if I now have an important quest to fulfill - rather a complete and new sense of purpose.
September 3, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Last night my brother told me about the mysteries that are baklava ice cream, and it’s as if I now have an important quest to fulfill - rather a complete and new sense of purpose.
In a more enlightened time, coffee makers were an optional extra in Volkswagen car. Ralph Nader is one reason why we cant have nice things. 😂
August 29, 2025 at 2:54 PM
In a more enlightened time, coffee makers were an optional extra in Volkswagen car. Ralph Nader is one reason why we cant have nice things. 😂
The view from where I am staying tonight.
August 25, 2025 at 3:49 AM
The view from where I am staying tonight.
I am nowhere near an expert, but that ear looked pretty healed up pretty quick for an elderly person. Here is shit-for-brain's ear two weeks later. Yeah. Not at all staged.
August 18, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I am nowhere near an expert, but that ear looked pretty healed up pretty quick for an elderly person. Here is shit-for-brain's ear two weeks later. Yeah. Not at all staged.
He's a good boy...
July 14, 2025 at 1:54 PM
He's a good boy...