@tired-native.bsky.social
I wanted to make my profile less cringey. I can’t think of anything.
Me: Native, Ft Peck Reservation, living off the Rez.
I block right-wingers. I don’t owe them a dialogue.
Me: Native, Ft Peck Reservation, living off the Rez.
I block right-wingers. I don’t owe them a dialogue.
When I went friend zone with the woman I was dating, I made the mistake of telling first wife about this.
Now she keeps trying to get me to meet her single friend. I am already dating again, so no. But still... why is she trying to saddle her friend with her cast-offs? Some friend! 😂
Now she keeps trying to get me to meet her single friend. I am already dating again, so no. But still... why is she trying to saddle her friend with her cast-offs? Some friend! 😂
December 2, 2025 at 8:45 PM
When I went friend zone with the woman I was dating, I made the mistake of telling first wife about this.
Now she keeps trying to get me to meet her single friend. I am already dating again, so no. But still... why is she trying to saddle her friend with her cast-offs? Some friend! 😂
Now she keeps trying to get me to meet her single friend. I am already dating again, so no. But still... why is she trying to saddle her friend with her cast-offs? Some friend! 😂
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At best, he was an okay Gatsby
December 2, 2025 at 4:23 PM
At best, he was an okay Gatsby
It is funny how these developer-driven service providers think that promoting their tools as AI driven as a sales advantage for book publishers when it is actually the kiss of death.
December 2, 2025 at 2:37 PM
It is funny how these developer-driven service providers think that promoting their tools as AI driven as a sales advantage for book publishers when it is actually the kiss of death.
I just finished a 27 month vaccine trial. I want to do another now. 😊
December 1, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I just finished a 27 month vaccine trial. I want to do another now. 😊
Give me 5 games to get to know you:
1. Solitaire
2. Words with Friends
3. Uno
4. Rock, Paper, Scissors
5. Tetris
1. Solitaire
2. Words with Friends
3. Uno
4. Rock, Paper, Scissors
5. Tetris
Give me 5 games to get to know you:
1. Winback
2. Guilty Gear XX
3. Dynasty Warriors
4. James Pond
5. Final Fantasy VIII
1. Winback
2. Guilty Gear XX
3. Dynasty Warriors
4. James Pond
5. Final Fantasy VIII
Give me 5 games to get to know you:
1. Sims Castaways
2. Socom 4
3. Sims 4
4. Resident Evil 5
5, Project Zomboid
1. Sims Castaways
2. Socom 4
3. Sims 4
4. Resident Evil 5
5, Project Zomboid
November 30, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Give me 5 games to get to know you:
1. Solitaire
2. Words with Friends
3. Uno
4. Rock, Paper, Scissors
5. Tetris
1. Solitaire
2. Words with Friends
3. Uno
4. Rock, Paper, Scissors
5. Tetris
My eardrums can be endlessly assaulted by those two Mariah Carey and Paul McCartney songs, but I will not acknowledge the Xmas season until I hear Christmas in Hollis.
November 30, 2025 at 10:10 AM
My eardrums can be endlessly assaulted by those two Mariah Carey and Paul McCartney songs, but I will not acknowledge the Xmas season until I hear Christmas in Hollis.
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It's so nice seeing season 2 Heroes introduce a loving girlfriend to Peter Petrelli
I hope he doesn't accidentally leave her in a future world where almost everyone has died from a highly contagious virus & then just forget she existed cause the plans for the show changed cause of a writer's strike
I hope he doesn't accidentally leave her in a future world where almost everyone has died from a highly contagious virus & then just forget she existed cause the plans for the show changed cause of a writer's strike
November 29, 2025 at 8:54 PM
It's so nice seeing season 2 Heroes introduce a loving girlfriend to Peter Petrelli
I hope he doesn't accidentally leave her in a future world where almost everyone has died from a highly contagious virus & then just forget she existed cause the plans for the show changed cause of a writer's strike
I hope he doesn't accidentally leave her in a future world where almost everyone has died from a highly contagious virus & then just forget she existed cause the plans for the show changed cause of a writer's strike
I was kissed so much this weekend that my lips may have exfoliated an entire layer of skin.
November 30, 2025 at 9:12 AM
I was kissed so much this weekend that my lips may have exfoliated an entire layer of skin.
Watching “Good Boy” and for some reason it makes me more anxious watching a horror film from a dog’s perspective than it does from a human’s.
November 29, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Watching “Good Boy” and for some reason it makes me more anxious watching a horror film from a dog’s perspective than it does from a human’s.
I took birthday flowers to my wife’s grave & saw my MIL didn’t beat me to it for once. Now I realize that it’s only the 28th. I guess I’ll go back tomorrow. She would have laughed about this for years.
TBH, I was feeling a bit guilty about having a date tonight because it was her birthday.
TBH, I was feeling a bit guilty about having a date tonight because it was her birthday.
November 28, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I took birthday flowers to my wife’s grave & saw my MIL didn’t beat me to it for once. Now I realize that it’s only the 28th. I guess I’ll go back tomorrow. She would have laughed about this for years.
TBH, I was feeling a bit guilty about having a date tonight because it was her birthday.
TBH, I was feeling a bit guilty about having a date tonight because it was her birthday.
I often lie to my dog. For example, I just told him that he was a good boy.
November 28, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I often lie to my dog. For example, I just told him that he was a good boy.
For the past month, dog has been reacting to my sneezes by pretending they’re a cue to go outside. Even at 1 AM. If I go out now, Im just encouraging his behavior.
November 28, 2025 at 12:04 PM
For the past month, dog has been reacting to my sneezes by pretending they’re a cue to go outside. Even at 1 AM. If I go out now, Im just encouraging his behavior.
The only thing that upsets me about the butter I made yesterday morning is that I was hoping for more buttermilk from it. A mutual mentioned buttermilk pie the other day and I was hoping to try making it.
November 28, 2025 at 6:04 AM
The only thing that upsets me about the butter I made yesterday morning is that I was hoping for more buttermilk from it. A mutual mentioned buttermilk pie the other day and I was hoping to try making it.
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Marilyn Whirlwind. ICE accosted Marilyn Whirlwind.
They've got to go.
They've got to go.
‘Northern Exposure’ actor gave ICE agents in Redmond her tribal ID. They called it ‘fake,’ she says
Indigenous actor Elaine Miles of "Northern Exposure" was detained by ICE at a Redmond bus stop. When she showed them her Tribal ID, they told her it was fake.
www.seattletimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Marilyn Whirlwind. ICE accosted Marilyn Whirlwind.
They've got to go.
They've got to go.
Apple and Samsung hoarding cash is not the problem though.
If a phone still works fine, it’s not “device hoarding” to keep using it. It’s common sense.
November 27, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Apple and Samsung hoarding cash is not the problem though.
The Ascension
November 27, 2025 at 3:36 PM
The Ascension
The tradition of pardoning a turkey then eating some other turkey that wasn’t given a photo op is actually an excellent metaphor for America.
November 27, 2025 at 3:25 PM
The tradition of pardoning a turkey then eating some other turkey that wasn’t given a photo op is actually an excellent metaphor for America.
I just made cultured butter. So clearly it speaks more languages than I do.
November 27, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I just made cultured butter. So clearly it speaks more languages than I do.
Does anyone else get tired of Jason Statham playing the same British character who is seemingly indestructible and and fights with superhuman strength?
Maybe he could learn another accent. Come on dude, challenge yourself.
Maybe he could learn another accent. Come on dude, challenge yourself.
November 27, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Does anyone else get tired of Jason Statham playing the same British character who is seemingly indestructible and and fights with superhuman strength?
Maybe he could learn another accent. Come on dude, challenge yourself.
Maybe he could learn another accent. Come on dude, challenge yourself.
Uncanny. Totally separated at birth.
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Uncanny. Totally separated at birth.
Maybe Taco Bell should be the standard.
November 25, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Maybe Taco Bell should be the standard.
I have only a few things to say about Buffy the Vampire Slayer series:
Angelus > Angel
That and Joss Whedon is a POS and Charisma Carpenter deserved better. That, and if he hadn’t killed off Ms Calendar, Robia LaMorte might have been spared becoming a tedious born againer.
Angelus > Angel
That and Joss Whedon is a POS and Charisma Carpenter deserved better. That, and if he hadn’t killed off Ms Calendar, Robia LaMorte might have been spared becoming a tedious born againer.
November 25, 2025 at 9:30 AM
I have only a few things to say about Buffy the Vampire Slayer series:
Angelus > Angel
That and Joss Whedon is a POS and Charisma Carpenter deserved better. That, and if he hadn’t killed off Ms Calendar, Robia LaMorte might have been spared becoming a tedious born againer.
Angelus > Angel
That and Joss Whedon is a POS and Charisma Carpenter deserved better. That, and if he hadn’t killed off Ms Calendar, Robia LaMorte might have been spared becoming a tedious born againer.
I saw a dough mixer and proofer at the store this weekend and I have this irrational urge to go back and buy it.
November 24, 2025 at 9:42 AM
I saw a dough mixer and proofer at the store this weekend and I have this irrational urge to go back and buy it.
I remember as a kid and early adult, the night before Thanksgiving some TV network would always show The Wizard of Oz.
I avoided it as a child.
As a young adult, cannabis and Pink Floyd’s Dark Side of the Moon was added to the mix.
I never really caught the patterns but it was a lot more fun.
I avoided it as a child.
As a young adult, cannabis and Pink Floyd’s Dark Side of the Moon was added to the mix.
I never really caught the patterns but it was a lot more fun.
November 22, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I remember as a kid and early adult, the night before Thanksgiving some TV network would always show The Wizard of Oz.
I avoided it as a child.
As a young adult, cannabis and Pink Floyd’s Dark Side of the Moon was added to the mix.
I never really caught the patterns but it was a lot more fun.
I avoided it as a child.
As a young adult, cannabis and Pink Floyd’s Dark Side of the Moon was added to the mix.
I never really caught the patterns but it was a lot more fun.
If only someone could just take a moment to see the real me… 😢
So, if someone tells you that you're like a refrigerator with a burst pipe, cool but broken inside, that's a compliment, right?
November 22, 2025 at 6:29 PM
If only someone could just take a moment to see the real me… 😢