Every app ever: pls turn on notifications and sync your contacts and give us your bank info and social security number and—

I think parody accounts don't work on bluesky because on twitter we were used to constantly being exposed to the worst pieces of shit on the planet but on here we just don't want to see their fucking faces at all

Latest project, super happy with him 😭🫶🏻🎈

Getting this brought me joy today 🫶🏻😭 it’s so stinkin cute

Eating chips and salsa at 6 am yaaaa

perceiving eldritch horrors doesn't really seem that hard. ohh noo i'm just a little bug in a vastly larger cosmic sense? aaugghhh naaaurrrhggghhh my place in the universe isn't significant or meaningful?? i figured that out when i was like 14 man. are the cthulhu fish people gonna eat me now or not

For the first time in my life I think I have baby fever and it’s very weird

Hey blue sky! I’m Tiny 🖤
I like video games, crochet, and posting pics. I hope we can be friends 🫶🏻🫶🏻