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Helen, Tina's Boob Punch
@tinavstammy.bsky.social
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"This cosmic dance of bursting decadence and withheld permissions twists all our arms collectively, but if sweetness can win—and it can—then I'll still be here tomorrow, to high-five you yesterday, my friends. Peace."
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It is when the "guy" is a convicted child sex trafficker and the "someone" is a US presidential candidate

jfc

#DirtyDonald
Post by Emily Flitter, formerly NYT, now at Bloomberg: "The emails that you’re seeing now are news in themselves, but that’s because of how they’re coming out—a congressional committee released them—& the context in which they’re being viewed. A guy emailing a reporter talking about old girlfriends or saying someone is “dirty” is not a whole news story." November 13, 2025 at 10:35 AM
November 13, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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Yes

Relatedly, this struck me as well

nymag.com/intelligence...
Epstein email (from NY Mag) saying Churkin (Lavrov's assistant) understood trump after their conversation "it is not complex. he must be seen to get something. its that simple."
November 12, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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Once used for situations involving national security. Now merely a meeting room to try to salvage the vanity of one corrupt sadist credibly accused of raping children.

Link to #TrumpEpstein #SituationRoom story: www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
President Barack Obama, Vice President Joe Biden and former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, along with with members of the national security team, receive an update on the mission against Osama bin Laden in the Situation Room of the White House in Washington, D.C., on May 1, 2011. Photo by Pete Souza. My editorial addition: They all looked appropriately sober and somber. And engaged mentally, like the intelligent professionals they were and are.
November 12, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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Nice

Little weird for November 8 in the Northeast, but still, nice
69, DUDES! (degrees Fahrenheit, that is)
November 8, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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Because it's like a puzzle that you have to solve!
Screenshot of NYT tiles game, tileset "Hong Kong" It's blue and white and the patterns are very similar to those on the wallpaper in the nervous-making kitchen above
November 8, 2025 at 7:10 AM
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I got a follow from the funniest fake bio
Bluesky bio page for one "Barrister Agogo Kuffi," with 0 posts The best part: "Always stay humble because life is pregnant"
November 4, 2025 at 8:01 AM
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It's kind of awful to see this in my skyline when I don't have food money, can't pay homeowner's today, and don't have any clean clothes

Please share if you can't help; thank you so much

#MutualAid #HelpFolksLive2025 #HelpFolksLive #FundMeFriday #SNAP

paypal.me/HNoble994 Cashapp: $BoobPunchTina
Posts from a bunch of journalists saying they will send, In order, $400, $500, and $750, to anyone who will ask Donald Trump questions he cannot answer Any one of these amounts would save me this month
November 3, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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Change one letter, ruin a candy: Fruit Wellies
Bag of Le Preziose Jelly Candy "jellies with fruit juices" White bag with picture of cute jelly candies that look like soft knit hats, and assorted fruits, mostly pink and deep red colors, to indicate various flavors. There's pomegranate, blueberry, and raspberry, and possibly more? These are Italian, and this is the auto-translation of their description: "The Gelees Mora and Raspberry, marry the notes of rose, mint, cedar, and clove of blackberries, to those of milk and grass of the Raspberries, in addition to those of the berry fruits of both."
October 29, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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With alt text

(Any errors are mine)

THIS ADMINISTRATION COULD DISBURSE #SNAP FUNDS. THEY ACTIVELY WANT CHILDREN, ELDERLY PEOPLE, WORKING POOR, AND DISABLED PERSONS TO SUFFER FOR LACK OF FOOD.

That's where we are.

#RepublicanShutdown #TrumpShutdown
Screenshot of text block. See Senator Klobuchar's linked post for source. "Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program (SNAP): OMB's General Counsel provided a letter to USDA on May 23, 2025 stating that there is a bona fide need to obligate benefits for October - the first month of the fiscal year - during or prior to the month of September, thereby guaranteeing that benefit funds are available for program operations even in the event of a government shutdown at the beginning of a fiscal year. In addition, Congressional intent is evident that SNAP's operations should continue since the program has been provided with multi-year contingency funds that can be used for State Administrative Expenses to ensure that the State can also continue operations during a Federal Government shutdown. These multi-year contingency funds are also available to fund participant benefits in the event that a lapse occurs in the middle of the fiscal year. To fulfill this Congressional intent, it is necessary that a limited number of FNS employees be excepted from furlough to support program operations. These activities include, but are not limited to, program policy and operations, financial management, and stakeholder communications."
October 27, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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With bonus Willow pic!
Biden family cat Willow, a pretty, very feminine gray striped tabby with pale cream points on her face, white whiskers and inner ear hairs, brown nose leather with dark gray edges at the bottom, and gorgeous gray-green eyes. She is lifting one delicate soft paw as she pauses while rounding a corner, looking down the hall.
October 26, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Post a witch.
A black-haired pale green witch with a severe back condition, so that she is bent over in two leaning on a cane, confronts Finn and Jake (Adventure Time) in her garden, which they have invaded. She gets really mad if you think she has a husband. Or if you eat one of her thousands of donuts, which is what she is growing, along with cupcakes, muffins, croissants, and occasional bagels (she seems to regard the bagels as weeds and calls them liars).
October 26, 2025 at 10:57 AM
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This guy gets it
Grunty frowny wombat, looking as if it could use a good cup of coffee
October 26, 2025 at 10:48 AM
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Doc ordered me a cane, quad variety

I'm looking forward to having the assist but it'll be the Medicaid version, so, like, as ugly as possible

I mean U-G-L-Y it ain't got no alibi

Anyone have some ideas how to spruce it up a little? With little to no artistic skill

#Disability #Disabled #Cane
Super ugly quad cane, basic, stainless steel. I don't know if mine will be steel or aluminum, but they all look alike unless you get a nicer one made for you, which my disabled ass cannot pay for.
October 24, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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That man loves taking his shirt off
Muscle Man (Regular Show) takes off his shirt and twirls it around above his head in a characteristic "Woo-hoo!" gesture. Muscle Man is in no way racist or hateful, unlike Platner, but he is definitely a dude who would be drunk all the time if they had alcohol on that show.
October 22, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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I got a trident for ya
Charlie Morningstar (Hazbin Hotel), ready for battle, holding a glowing trident
October 22, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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Rotelle. Just why. You can't stuff it, the spaces are too small; but they are too big to hold sauce, so it gets cold quickly.

Maybe it's kind of pretty for a pasta salad? But then it takes up so much room that's all nothing but air! If you want to feed six you need to bring three dishes of it.
Rotelle, aka "wagon wheels." This is a decorative pasta that looks like a wagon wheel, with lines on the outside edge. It is shown dried, uncooked, in the photo.
October 22, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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Morning Vincent! ☕️🌦️🥯
October 22, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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Hot.
Picture of red pepper flake, crushed dried red chili pepper
October 20, 2025 at 10:37 AM
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Window-shopping real estate again

Often I don't care for the quality of work in an obviously flipped property, but the loving photos of detail here represent a genuine achievement

This flipper has every right to be proud

schuylergoines.realscout.com/homesearch/l...
White kitchen with the dreary stainless steel appliances that just aren't going away (but very nice ones), pebble-gray marble counters, a beautiful Thor gas cooktop, and cabinets with molding at the top, correctly installed at the ceiling. Hardwood floor, deep sink. It's simple and perfect. A smoky-clear blown glass light fixture may be hanging a bit low, but that's easy to change.
October 18, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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"I was married, but I’m not married anymore. Women don’t like the vehicle."
Six Feet Under poster of Claire Fisher's car, driving down a dusty black road surrounded by beige desert scrub It's an old, lime-green hearse with a white top
October 16, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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TIL that a thing called a "sunstone" exists.

Pretty, isn't it? eragem.com/cna27020.html
7-carat sunstone cocktail ring listed on my favorite wishing site, eragem. It's a translucent feldspar mineral with a glittery effect called "aventurescence," formed in lava. You wouldn't mistake it for a diamond, but it doesn't look like crystal or glass either; it is very much its own thing. This ring is in yellow gold, which complements the stone nicely, and has a ring of small diamonds around the large sunstone.
October 15, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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How about both?

Book: The Hobbit, or There and Back Again

Sandwich: Ciabatta, heirloom tomato, fresh mozzarella, pesto, romaine lettuce (season the tomato with salt and pepper, the mozzarella same plus a little balsamic, and add some Duke's if you want to moisten the romaine side); toast lightly
Early cloth-bound cover of The Hobbit, largely bare but for a very stylized dragon around the bottom edge Caprese sandwich, more classical than my interpretation, with basil leaves rather than romaine, from nicholas wilde dot io I like to add a little crunch
October 14, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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Dear coffee:
Life without you is gonna be
Bluer than blue 🎶
Screenshot from Bluer Than Blue music video by Michael Johnson, with line, "you're the only light this empty room has ever had." Background: a very blue-tinted landscape, with a light coating of snow, and one lonely tree under a graying sunrise. Has anybody ever considered that maybe Mr. Johnson just needed some coffee? ☕️
October 13, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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With alt text:
Kamala Harris to protestor: "Are you the same person who was telling people not to vote?" with an eloquently "yeah, right" look on her face. Screenshot from TikTok account thelibsareresisting.
October 12, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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You are lying about Harris's record as AG. In reality it was extraordinarily progressive as well as showing great effectiveness.

And I don't believe for a minute your misogynistic, bad-husband-excusing ass voted for MVP Harris.
Post by Dr Lindsay Tedds‬: Having a moment while loving my hubby who continues to support me despite my latest health issues Studies show men leave sick wives at a higher rate than wives leave sick husbands, with one older study finding a 20.8% separation rate for sick women compared to 2.9% for sick men. Reply by ‪RonMimnaugh‬ ‪@ronmimnaugh.bsky.social‬ I would imagine that many split for insurance reasons. One of them may need to get medicad and can't while married because together they are too wealthy
October 12, 2025 at 8:51 PM