Tim Stewart
@timstwrt.bsky.social
3rd Place, 1990 Geneva Public Library Spelling Bee
mom’s still paying dues in the Tom Cavanagh fan club
November 27, 2025 at 10:38 PM
mom’s still paying dues in the Tom Cavanagh fan club
can’t stop thinking about how this woman spent her taxpayer-funded workday posting and posting and posting about how it’s Good, Actually to have a woman dragged screaming out of a daycare. The empathy deficiency in these people is catastrophic.
November 6, 2025 at 2:39 AM
can’t stop thinking about how this woman spent her taxpayer-funded workday posting and posting and posting about how it’s Good, Actually to have a woman dragged screaming out of a daycare. The empathy deficiency in these people is catastrophic.
Blake Snell’s audition for Uncut Gems 2 is going great!
November 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Blake Snell’s audition for Uncut Gems 2 is going great!
was briefly scandalized by my 12-year-old listening to some of the lyrics in Life of a Showgirl until I remembered that at 12 I got this from the BMG Music Club
October 30, 2025 at 11:32 PM
was briefly scandalized by my 12-year-old listening to some of the lyrics in Life of a Showgirl until I remembered that at 12 I got this from the BMG Music Club
deep respect for the TSA staffer with a mute button who decided “nah, no one wants to actually hear Kristi Noem”
October 30, 2025 at 5:53 PM
deep respect for the TSA staffer with a mute button who decided “nah, no one wants to actually hear Kristi Noem”
this guy’s whole shtick is going to force me to root for the Dodgers
October 13, 2025 at 11:08 PM
this guy’s whole shtick is going to force me to root for the Dodgers
Post a concert photo you took
September 24, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Post a concert photo you took
Kash’ll stand directly behind these guys, eating a sandwich
September 11, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Kash’ll stand directly behind these guys, eating a sandwich
"actually, it's called Willis Tower"
July 1, 2025 at 4:22 PM
"actually, it's called Willis Tower"
Behind enemy lines, go Cubs
June 23, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Behind enemy lines, go Cubs
“klay thompson is in his splash bag”
April 17, 2025 at 3:07 PM
“klay thompson is in his splash bag”
well at least the high stakes gambler here is a senile simpleton who’s never faced negative consequences for any of his actions
April 3, 2025 at 5:24 PM
well at least the high stakes gambler here is a senile simpleton who’s never faced negative consequences for any of his actions
Typo’d the first name on my stat search and got hit with these peepers
March 10, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Typo’d the first name on my stat search and got hit with these peepers
As a non-expert it can be hard to make sense of the constitutional crisis…if only we had a former constitutional law professor who was also a former President who could weigh in. Ah/well/nevertheless…
February 11, 2025 at 4:37 AM
As a non-expert it can be hard to make sense of the constitutional crisis…if only we had a former constitutional law professor who was also a former President who could weigh in. Ah/well/nevertheless…
an absolutely perfect Artūras Karnišovas deal, where the only pick he gets is one he would’ve already owned if he were competent
February 3, 2025 at 1:48 AM
an absolutely perfect Artūras Karnišovas deal, where the only pick he gets is one he would’ve already owned if he were competent
it’s almost performance art to suck this bad at politics
February 1, 2025 at 11:55 PM
it’s almost performance art to suck this bad at politics
am all hyped about former BC assistant Ben Johnson taking over the Bears, but his inspiration here sent a shiver down my spine
January 20, 2025 at 10:38 PM
am all hyped about former BC assistant Ben Johnson taking over the Bears, but his inspiration here sent a shiver down my spine
wow can’t believe he’s not doing something he was never going to do
January 20, 2025 at 5:06 PM
wow can’t believe he’s not doing something he was never going to do
“Mister Chairman, just look at this guy’s dumb pud face and Gekko hair. He looks barely qualified to run an OTB window, let alone the Department of Defense. I cede the remainder of my time.”
January 14, 2025 at 10:20 PM
“Mister Chairman, just look at this guy’s dumb pud face and Gekko hair. He looks barely qualified to run an OTB window, let alone the Department of Defense. I cede the remainder of my time.”