Tim Huggins
@timhuggins.com
Career musician. Lifelong political junkie. I offer unsolicited opinions and have a penchant for inappropriate humor. Desperately fighting for normalcy and compassion. And science. And common sense.
This was the text he sent me last night.
March 25, 2025 at 10:32 PM
This was the text he sent me last night.
I really need to be more careful with who has my phone number.
March 25, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I really need to be more careful with who has my phone number.
Wait, wait… In a couple more months, this dismal data will look like just like TFG’s signature
March 14, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Wait, wait… In a couple more months, this dismal data will look like just like TFG’s signature
I will not be watching TV tonite because the soonest I can get emesis bags delivered isn't until tomorrow.
March 4, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I will not be watching TV tonite because the soonest I can get emesis bags delivered isn't until tomorrow.
Vance and Trump: the early years.
March 1, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Vance and Trump: the early years.
His corpse, however, *will* be on the ballot...
February 20, 2025 at 11:45 PM
His corpse, however, *will* be on the ballot...
Technically, it SHOULD look like this:
February 20, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Technically, it SHOULD look like this:
Genesis. "Trick of the Tail."
February 15, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Genesis. "Trick of the Tail."
They flipped out when Obama wore a tan suit, and this MF-in' president is in the oval office wearing a ball cap and no tie.
February 12, 2025 at 2:29 PM
They flipped out when Obama wore a tan suit, and this MF-in' president is in the oval office wearing a ball cap and no tie.
...and the next head of Domestic Policy:
January 25, 2025 at 5:14 PM
...and the next head of Domestic Policy:
Dan Rather is a international treasure.
January 25, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Dan Rather is a international treasure.
If you're looking for the U.S. Constitution on the official white house page, they've removed it: www.whitehouse.gov/about-the-wh...
January 21, 2025 at 7:34 PM
If you're looking for the U.S. Constitution on the official white house page, they've removed it: www.whitehouse.gov/about-the-wh...
I sure feel like we've seen this movie:
January 13, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I sure feel like we've seen this movie:
"Last Christmas." I happened to watch it one year, and it's a holiday staple in our family now. Funny with a twist, woven into a random George Michael soundtrack.
December 20, 2024 at 11:44 AM
"Last Christmas." I happened to watch it one year, and it's a holiday staple in our family now. Funny with a twist, woven into a random George Michael soundtrack.
Last night in Amsterdam. I think I found the red light district
December 12, 2024 at 6:01 PM
Last night in Amsterdam. I think I found the red light district
I’m currently in Amsterdam. The bartender asked if I was British. I reluctantly admitted “no. America.” And I felt obligated to add “I hate Trump.” He smiled, served my drink, and said “I don’t... I figure Americans know best.” …I’m gutted.
December 8, 2024 at 7:00 PM
I’m currently in Amsterdam. The bartender asked if I was British. I reluctantly admitted “no. America.” And I felt obligated to add “I hate Trump.” He smiled, served my drink, and said “I don’t... I figure Americans know best.” …I’m gutted.
Doctor Zhivago sure hits a lot harder this year.
November 30, 2024 at 9:41 PM
Doctor Zhivago sure hits a lot harder this year.
Second day on Bluesky: not many connections yet. Feels like a road trip. Alone. At night. …and I’m randomly pushing radio buttons to keep me company. So yeah… I really kind of love it here.
November 22, 2024 at 3:49 AM
Second day on Bluesky: not many connections yet. Feels like a road trip. Alone. At night. …and I’m randomly pushing radio buttons to keep me company. So yeah… I really kind of love it here.