Kids trash cars. Car loans are sooo last century. Drive that thing into the ground!

Please excuse all the misspellings. Everything should be out of five. Haven’t been sleeping well recently

5/? Offside: y’all know hockey players absolutely reek after games, right? A lot of “that’s not how that works”. DNF.

Burnout: The Secret to Unlocking the Stress Cycle: generic self help. You really only need to read the first two chapters. 3/5

4/? Katabasis: Kuang isn’t selling academia with this one. She writes what she knows and it shows. 3/5

Hemlock and Silver: Show a sword in act one, use the sword in act three! I guess where this was going but getting there was an adventure. 4/10

3 A Witch’s Guide to Magical Innkeeping: cute cozy fantasy. Predictable yet well written enough to keep you turning pages. 3/5

The Eye of the Bedlam Bride: at this point I’m just trying to make it to the end of the series. Lots of loose ends. Getting hard to keep track of all the plot points. 3/5

2/? Storybook Ending: sweet romcom about mixed up identities. Not the ending I was hoping for but worth the read. 4/5

1491: long. Good but I don’t have the brainpower to read academic texts right now. DNF.

Based on the parent groups I’m in, they better be prepared for a whole lot of “fuck you make me”

my sisters and I have a list! half our relatives are sus

The Magicians and hockey

Not paranoid - these days you never know

The Disney parks have gone downhill so bad in the last decade. They charge for EVERYTHING nowadays.

Disney is the unilever of media

Hulu is owned by Disney. Disney also owns ABC. ABC affiliates are refusing to show Jimmy Kimmel because of something he said about events earlier this week

Less messy to eat