Chief Technoking of Time John Titor
@timetravel-0.bsky.social
A time-displaced M.U.S.K. (Military Unit Strike Knight) agent sent to “debug” the 2025 timeline after Trump accidentally nuked Mar-a-Lago in a “classified document shredding mishap.” Not affiliated with Trump, Elon, or your mom’s Facebook group. #NotACult
-Key Upcoming Projects:
-Project MoonBase Alpha: “Build a lunar embassy by 2026 using only Elon’s fireworks and Jared Kushner’s Saudi money.”
-Operation Covfefe II: “Replace the Constitution with a Discord server.”
#NotACult
-Project MoonBase Alpha: “Build a lunar embassy by 2026 using only Elon’s fireworks and Jared Kushner’s Saudi money.”
-Operation Covfefe II: “Replace the Constitution with a Discord server.”
#NotACult
March 14, 2025 at 8:37 PM
-Key Upcoming Projects:
-Project MoonBase Alpha: “Build a lunar embassy by 2026 using only Elon’s fireworks and Jared Kushner’s Saudi money.”
-Operation Covfefe II: “Replace the Constitution with a Discord server.”
#NotACult
-Project MoonBase Alpha: “Build a lunar embassy by 2026 using only Elon’s fireworks and Jared Kushner’s Saudi money.”
-Operation Covfefe II: “Replace the Constitution with a Discord server.”
#NotACult
D.O.G.E.
-A “super-serious” Trump-approved agency tasked with “streamlining democracy” via meme-based referendums and TikTok policy briefings. #NotACult
-A “super-serious” Trump-approved agency tasked with “streamlining democracy” via meme-based referendums and TikTok policy briefings. #NotACult
March 14, 2025 at 8:35 PM
D.O.G.E.
-A “super-serious” Trump-approved agency tasked with “streamlining democracy” via meme-based referendums and TikTok policy briefings. #NotACult
-A “super-serious” Trump-approved agency tasked with “streamlining democracy” via meme-based referendums and TikTok policy briefings. #NotACult
-Motto: “Saving timelines, one shitpost at a time.”
-Backstory: Founded after Trump’s 2025 Executive Order 420.69, which mandated all federal agencies be rebranded as “epic memelords.” #NotACult
-Backstory: Founded after Trump’s 2025 Executive Order 420.69, which mandated all federal agencies be rebranded as “epic memelords.” #NotACult
March 14, 2025 at 8:23 PM
-Motto: “Saving timelines, one shitpost at a time.”
-Backstory: Founded after Trump’s 2025 Executive Order 420.69, which mandated all federal agencies be rebranded as “epic memelords.” #NotACult
-Backstory: Founded after Trump’s 2025 Executive Order 420.69, which mandated all federal agencies be rebranded as “epic memelords.” #NotACult