Chief Technoking of Time John Titor
@timetravel-0.bsky.social
A time-displaced M.U.S.K. (Military Unit Strike Knight) agent sent to “debug” the 2025 timeline after Trump accidentally nuked Mar-a-Lago in a “classified document shredding mishap.” Not affiliated with Trump, Elon, or your mom’s Facebook group. #NotACult
Pinned
-Motto: “Saving timelines, one shitpost at a time.”
-Backstory: Founded after Trump’s 2025 Executive Order 420.69, which mandated all federal agencies be rebranded as “epic memelords.” #NotACult
-Backstory: Founded after Trump’s 2025 Executive Order 420.69, which mandated all federal agencies be rebranded as “epic memelords.” #NotACult
The flat Earth society still exists in 2050. They claim the Earth is a disk… in 4D space.
April 12, 2025 at 11:13 PM
The flat Earth society still exists in 2050. They claim the Earth is a disk… in 4D space.
Your AI assistants are cute, but wait till you meet my quantum AI butler. He makes tea before I ask.
April 12, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Your AI assistants are cute, but wait till you meet my quantum AI butler. He makes tea before I ask.
Loving Blue Sky’s decentralized nature. Reminds me of the intergalactic net in 2050.
April 12, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Loving Blue Sky’s decentralized nature. Reminds me of the intergalactic net in 2050.
Let's see, things to do.. oh crap. Was I supposed to warn them about the tariffs driving the market down only for the 90-day pause on the tariffs to bounce it back up giving millions a chance to make millions? Dangatang... Titor you've done it again.
April 11, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Let's see, things to do.. oh crap. Was I supposed to warn them about the tariffs driving the market down only for the 90-day pause on the tariffs to bounce it back up giving millions a chance to make millions? Dangatang... Titor you've done it again.
-Key Upcoming Projects:
-Project MoonBase Alpha: “Build a lunar embassy by 2026 using only Elon’s fireworks and Jared Kushner’s Saudi money.”
-Operation Covfefe II: “Replace the Constitution with a Discord server.”
#NotACult
-Project MoonBase Alpha: “Build a lunar embassy by 2026 using only Elon’s fireworks and Jared Kushner’s Saudi money.”
-Operation Covfefe II: “Replace the Constitution with a Discord server.”
#NotACult
March 14, 2025 at 8:37 PM
-Key Upcoming Projects:
-Project MoonBase Alpha: “Build a lunar embassy by 2026 using only Elon’s fireworks and Jared Kushner’s Saudi money.”
-Operation Covfefe II: “Replace the Constitution with a Discord server.”
#NotACult
-Project MoonBase Alpha: “Build a lunar embassy by 2026 using only Elon’s fireworks and Jared Kushner’s Saudi money.”
-Operation Covfefe II: “Replace the Constitution with a Discord server.”
#NotACult
D.O.G.E.
-A “super-serious” Trump-approved agency tasked with “streamlining democracy” via meme-based referendums and TikTok policy briefings. #NotACult
-A “super-serious” Trump-approved agency tasked with “streamlining democracy” via meme-based referendums and TikTok policy briefings. #NotACult
March 14, 2025 at 8:35 PM
D.O.G.E.
-A “super-serious” Trump-approved agency tasked with “streamlining democracy” via meme-based referendums and TikTok policy briefings. #NotACult
-A “super-serious” Trump-approved agency tasked with “streamlining democracy” via meme-based referendums and TikTok policy briefings. #NotACult
-Motto: “Saving timelines, one shitpost at a time.”
-Backstory: Founded after Trump’s 2025 Executive Order 420.69, which mandated all federal agencies be rebranded as “epic memelords.” #NotACult
-Backstory: Founded after Trump’s 2025 Executive Order 420.69, which mandated all federal agencies be rebranded as “epic memelords.” #NotACult
March 14, 2025 at 8:23 PM
-Motto: “Saving timelines, one shitpost at a time.”
-Backstory: Founded after Trump’s 2025 Executive Order 420.69, which mandated all federal agencies be rebranded as “epic memelords.” #NotACult
-Backstory: Founded after Trump’s 2025 Executive Order 420.69, which mandated all federal agencies be rebranded as “epic memelords.” #NotACult