if you die in google docs you die in real life

my friend who’s taking a break from Being Online just texted me and asked me to report on any hot new memes that have gone viral over the past few weeks. luckily for her, there is perhaps no task on earth for which i am more prepared

smokin that shit that made naomi wolf like that

smash mouth was right. the years really do start coming and they don’t stop coming

welcome to bluesky! every week we do a fun little thing called the bone tithe. its a fun and mandatory way of bringing the community together by constructing a bone monster out of parts of everyones skeletons

50 First Dates except every morning Drew Barrymore wakes up and forgets there’s a strike and the internet has to get her to not do her show

my ideal heterosexual relationship dynamic is Beatrice and Benedick from Much Ado About Nothing and you cannot change my mind

There's no clout to be had here. We are so far removed from the time and place when doing big posts could get you a seat in the writers room of a sitcom for one season. This is purely posting for the love of the game. You lose sight of that at your peril.