These SUVs are nearly always spotless, have clearly never been used for sport or utility/have never been off road, and often have personalised number plates and tinted windows. No need for them full stop, let alone in the city, for most folks.

My father's passion project for the latter part of his life was collating as many codenames as possible and writing about the operations. Endlessly fascinating.

Water of Leith area is lovely, and Leith is great for pubs and restaurants. I wouldn't necessarily spend money on things like the Castle unless you're a history buff - you can walk up to the Esplanade for the view.

The Borders are quite lovely (but tend not to get quite so much love as the Highlands) - not a lot of 'attractions' but some great walks and historical sites, and the eastern side readily accessible by train from Edinburgh or a short drive. Dumfries and Galloway also beautiful...

Composting them for crops would make the nutrients go further.

I'm very glad my parents never tried to raise me as anything, and the compulsory stuff at school just kinda washed off me.

And now for someone with a similar name, whose email address is one full stop away from mine, in Virginia, US. All of these emails appear legit and contain personal information (so the company is potentially breaching GDPR if my emails are similarly going to other folk).