tim
tim.paine.nyc
tim
@tim.paine.nyc
Developer, open source, fintwit, shitposter. CS Dept @ Columbia University. Formerly at JP Morgan, IEX.

tim.paine.nyc
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I’m told this is a real letter. It basically says, “We’ll destroy Columbia unless you destroy it first.”
March 14, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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I'm not sure it will be apparent to outsiders how many of these items are basically grievances from extremist alumni group chats, translated directly into federal policy, just as with the detention of Mahmoud Khalil. bsky.app/profile/jame...
I’m told this is a real letter. It basically says, “We’ll destroy Columbia unless you destroy it first.”
March 14, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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Uh, oh.

"Trump’s first 50 days: Stocks heading toward worst start to a presidential term since 2009," per MW
March 10, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Hacker News commenters don't know how to read lol news.ycombinator.com/item?id=4278...
Tangentially related: I had the disconcerting experience of reading a Wired arti... | Hacker News
news.ycombinator.com
January 22, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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January 20, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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ADL is glazing Elon Musk, a white nationalist oligarch, because Musk supports Israel.

ADL doesn't care about his salute. ADL doesn't care that Musk thinks that Jewish people control the world.

The Israel Defense League is a fucking joke.
January 20, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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I think he’s talking about bluesky #skytok
January 20, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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Obviously it was a Nazi salute. Source: I have seen Nazi salutes, and to my eye, that was a fuckin’ Nazi salute.
January 20, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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He’s doing the meme
January 20, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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ADL does nazi salute apologia now.
January 20, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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Powerless college students must be suspended for criticizing Israel. But Elon Musk, one of the wealthiest people on the planet & now firmly ensconced in power? A "delicate moment." "An awkward gesture."
January 20, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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ADL is a deeply compromised organization
This is somehow much worse than what I expected
January 20, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA YESSSSS
January 20, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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This is somehow much worse than what I expected
January 20, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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Elon Musk at the inauguration. The video is equally clear.
January 20, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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"Sure that Nazi salute was awkward, but let's not forget who the real Nazis are: college students."
This is so bad
January 20, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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I wonder which message will resonate more
January 19, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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Meta literally created a LGBTQ exception for calling someone mentally ill as an insult. You can't do it for any other group except LGBTQ people.
January 8, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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Mark Zuckerberg, Recipient of World's First Rat Penis Transplant, Announces Meta Will Stop Fact Checking

thehardtimes.net/culture/mark...
Mark Zuckerberg, Recipient of World's First Rat Penis Transplant, Announces Meta Will Stop Fact Checking
Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg, medical pioneer who received the world's first experimental rat penis transplant, announced today that the social media juggernaut would stop fact checking.
thehardtimes.net
January 8, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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Turns out NY Post actually supports criminal fare evaders, provided they do it in a car instead of on the subway.
nypost.com/2025/01/06/u...
Exclusive | NYC drivers devise clever ways to conceal license plate numbers as congestion toll takes effect — including James Bond-style ‘plate flipper’
Some Big Apple motorists have been recently spotted with license plates subtly obscured using ultra low-tech DIY methods, which could potentially be used to evade New York’s wildly unpopular …
nypost.com
January 7, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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there is obviously tough competition by cannon is really gunning for “most insanely corrupt person on the federal bench”
JFC, Judge Cannon actually enjoined release of the Special Counsel report — which is mandated by statute! — and purports to keep injunction in place for three days after the 11th Circuit rules on a similar motion.

storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
storage.courtlistener.com
January 7, 2025 at 4:59 PM
New Democratic Party platform just dropped
December 25, 2024 at 4:02 AM