Gasp!!!

All my friends are queer too so it’s impossible to beat them, gotta resort to showing up the family

I think this would fix me

Until I get into bed and despite it being bigger and comfier is suddenly not where my body wants to fall asleep, which is not so funky fresh of me

I can offer both, it’s my primary marketable trait 😌

So are you!! Lov u girl

It’s an adequate replacement for human connection (I’m lonely but she makes it okay)

This is the kinda vibe I’m going for