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beans (tiff)
@tiffswildyears.bsky.social
I am 40 or 50 years old
autistic. pretty good at making odd and useful things

weaver, welder. on Sḵwx̱wú7mesh land, BC
lookit this ding dong! haha
November 4, 2025 at 11:07 PM
:)
October 8, 2025 at 1:21 AM
it's about 22" across from armpit to armpit, maybe too big for you nowadays but if you want it I will mail it to you. zero pressure
August 11, 2025 at 11:22 PM
hey this is a possibly weird but I have a thrifted shirt you might want? it's cute but also the brand name a bit amusingly is:
August 11, 2025 at 11:18 PM
August 1, 2025 at 12:33 AM
[nodding]
July 22, 2025 at 9:35 PM
juvenile house finches and their brief Time of Eyebrows always crack me up
July 18, 2025 at 11:02 PM
i'm very sorry dana carvey but
July 9, 2025 at 9:42 PM
lookit that sweet hippo baby
I've got one too, mine is helping
June 2, 2025 at 9:30 PM
...and Orange Steve.
April 24, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Vizzini, Constance, Squawk, and Boris
April 24, 2025 at 4:49 PM
ancient them: haven't seen you in ages, what've you been up to this past year?
ancient me: made a shirt
them: oh no shit? wow. twill weave?
me: diamond twill, yeah
them: (slow whistle of appreciation) damn. you've been busy
April 23, 2025 at 5:20 PM
April 23, 2025 at 3:32 AM
something like this
March 6, 2025 at 6:39 AM
decided I needed my apartment to get weirder and funnier and more colorful so, among other things, I painted what I'm calling an amoeba portal on the wall of my living room.
February 6, 2025 at 11:54 PM
sorry for deviating from the op since this isn't in my bathroom but I uh... also? have a tin cup? with an amargasaurus behind it?
January 22, 2025 at 8:11 AM
ok this isn't the same thing but it's in the same spirit and I think you will probably like it anyhow lol
December 1, 2024 at 4:19 AM
some days I go out and it's just like this? out there on my roof deck? today there were *at least* thirty of them. I don't know what we're doing honestly I'm just happy to be included
November 9, 2024 at 4:07 AM
I cross stitched this ol' dirty portrait as a wedding gift for my oldest friend
November 5, 2024 at 9:17 PM
i had to come back to this thread because (while looking for murphy bed diy ideas today) i just found this custom cabinet makeover deal where the paint situation kept being referred to as "color drenching" and i just... ?!?
October 12, 2024 at 7:05 PM
September 11, 2024 at 5:49 AM
just a little old lady baby
August 30, 2024 at 5:38 PM
August 18, 2024 at 2:28 AM
for anyone unfamiliar with palissy majolica plates and platters I really would like to inject them somewhere in this many-threaded journey you've got going here. they are pottery and not food and yet something about creatures in a translucent matrix really just [swirls hands around]
August 7, 2024 at 1:33 AM
you can apparently make a several-course meal out of sproingy-textured, moulded "salads"
August 7, 2024 at 12:08 AM