Aw HELL no

Can't wait for people to start driving into cornfields

I'm sorry; I got completely distracted by the beginning of the thread, where someone got mad because the pope criticized people without faith.

NO

In my experience, pine needles will slice the heck out of you given a chance; are they softer when they've been processed for weaving?

It all ended up okay, because her kids had already gotten the house and car and all transferred to their names (in the "let's save future trouble" sense, not the "let's take advantage" sense). Since nobody's fighting (the clerk actually asked "do y'all get along ok?"), no paperwork required!

Yes, I was unfortunately forced to strangle him.

My brother was telling me about going jogging in the park and seeing an owl! Of course, he also said it called him Betty, soooo....

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccckkkkkkkkkk

No take, only throw, etc

There is only one good antidepressant commercial youtu.be/MpW8I2b26Pc?...

Well if it's not it should be

Friend says: "I love it when a van comes together."

~Listen to my song!!!!!

Wait it can? What? What the fuck this explains so fucking much.

Also Sam howling "The suit is the shirt! The suit is the shirt!" like a mad prophet is one of my all-time favorite moments.

I beg your pardon what the fuck?

"Please evaluate the tool we trained on your team's data. We want to know if we can use it to replace you."

Fucking fuckers.