the way god intended

recreate famous nude art but now its you with your massive bahongas. its not horny its art

i grew up roleplaying on runescape, gaiaonline, and then tumblr. i was there when the ancient lore was written. I saw the genesis of online cringe with my own eyes and it is inscribed in the marrow of my bones. I will never be free from this ancient magik, nor will my bloodline ever prosper.

*gazes at you longingly with my yellow imperial topaz orbs* hit streamer and thicc titted god cabin..... when will you notice me. *kicks dirt and looks away, teary eyed*

im gonna start roleplaying in your chat so you're not left out :)

i need you to know this isnt a "I cant enjoy a popular media" its a "I am so fucking understimulated and nothing is fixing it i need to do something anything literally anything at all" thing

listen. ive worked there for 2 months now and its crazy I dont have more shit I looove a good smell 😔 gotta lock in and impulse control

that makes sense for some people but theres BBw fans who have entire closets just Full of products. whats that about 😭 who is using all of this. its not like a ton of the same one its just like 1 of every scent like theyre collecting pokemon cards. this shit EXPIRES BRO

i loooove some their scents so i get it but good golly gee why are these white women flocking so hard to buy 20 bottles of scented mist like ??? what do you need all of this for. just because its on sale doesnt mean you need 20. i understand now why there is actually a limit on how many you can get

thats actually crazy??? all i know is i'll be working an get like 10 people a day like "oh man i shouldnt be buying this..." an then proceed to add a 6th bottle of lotion to their bag like. what are you doing with all that

specifically bath an body fandom. i dont know whats going on its deranged behavior. anyways 3 wick candles are 10 bucks this weekend-

its deranged. scroll the bath an bodyworks subreddit for like 30 seconds you'll see what im talking about

my body is cultured or something

dogs when they get neutered be like

real answer i assume its to avoid lawsuits but funny answer. one day im not gonna look and theres just not gonna be nuts in there

vintage story you say
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the purge did horrible damage to thr ecosystem but honestly its still thriving over there. just gotta rebuild

theres also an easy "side blog" function if you wanna keep your posting separate without having to log in and out all the time

so its marketed (I say that loosely) as a blog site. but it HAS a following page like we have here or Twitter so you can see what everyone's posting in one spot. but you can also decorate your blog and it jjst has more personality and theres less stigma of reblogging (retweeting)