Actual Swamp Witch
@ticklemekelmo.bsky.social
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low production-value shark attack movie enthusiast
low production-value shark attack movie enthusiast
this genre of post is always so vague, yet so specific “studies show ppl who are always late have the most symmetrical ball sacks” or w/e
September 13, 2025 at 11:16 AM
this genre of post is always so vague, yet so specific “studies show ppl who are always late have the most symmetrical ball sacks” or w/e
temu push notifications
August 10, 2025 at 2:05 AM
temu push notifications
me on mother’s day without a mom vs me on father’s day without a dad
June 16, 2025 at 10:06 PM
me on mother’s day without a mom vs me on father’s day without a dad
bluesky is dying? do we apologize to jeremy renner? was his app simply ahead of its time?
May 27, 2025 at 8:22 AM
bluesky is dying? do we apologize to jeremy renner? was his app simply ahead of its time?
haha what if you followed me haha no worries if not haha
May 27, 2025 at 8:08 AM
haha what if you followed me haha no worries if not haha
now who tf getting they back blown out in my elevator
March 5, 2025 at 8:12 PM
now who tf getting they back blown out in my elevator
me: (high af)
the sleeve of stale crackers in my cupboard:
the sleeve of stale crackers in my cupboard:
March 2, 2025 at 5:12 AM
me: (high af)
the sleeve of stale crackers in my cupboard:
the sleeve of stale crackers in my cupboard:
got these Chief Executive Officers lookin like this every time their profile is viewed on Linked In
December 8, 2024 at 3:06 AM
got these Chief Executive Officers lookin like this every time their profile is viewed on Linked In
spotted an empty vibrator box behind my work, gonna carry it around the city until i find my cinderella
November 23, 2024 at 7:06 AM
spotted an empty vibrator box behind my work, gonna carry it around the city until i find my cinderella