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This is how I feel when I see white people post about how having to argue with their republican uncle during Thanksgiving dinner because he said something racist
November 28, 2025 at 6:05 PM
This is how I feel when I see white people post about how having to argue with their republican uncle during Thanksgiving dinner because he said something racist
I think you're genuinely a huge loser if you care about any of these people
November 26, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I think you're genuinely a huge loser if you care about any of these people
Something really funny that's happening with the rad power battery stuff is that I'm seeing a lot of affected customers decide to ignore the warning notice because of lack of faith in the government right now. Perfect storm lol
November 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Something really funny that's happening with the rad power battery stuff is that I'm seeing a lot of affected customers decide to ignore the warning notice because of lack of faith in the government right now. Perfect storm lol
One of the funniest tweets I ever saw during all my years of using twitter. Uh guys? Not busting inside your beautiful wife is Privilege. Iirc this was some dumb tech guy and he wasn’t even doing a “birth control requires financial means” thing he just hated his toddler
November 24, 2025 at 12:47 PM
One of the funniest tweets I ever saw during all my years of using twitter. Uh guys? Not busting inside your beautiful wife is Privilege. Iirc this was some dumb tech guy and he wasn’t even doing a “birth control requires financial means” thing he just hated his toddler
American funerals are so funny man. Hey me and 75-250 acquaintances are going to individually drive our cars really slow around town for a bit and incite traffic jams to honor our one buddy who just died 🙏 god I wish someone would invent a type of vehicle that could transport multiple people at once
November 22, 2025 at 6:21 PM
American funerals are so funny man. Hey me and 75-250 acquaintances are going to individually drive our cars really slow around town for a bit and incite traffic jams to honor our one buddy who just died 🙏 god I wish someone would invent a type of vehicle that could transport multiple people at once
Most Reddit post I have ever seen in my entire life, written by the whitest person on the western hemisphere
November 20, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Most Reddit post I have ever seen in my entire life, written by the whitest person on the western hemisphere
I am prepared to vote for the first presidential candidate who makes tubeless illegal
November 19, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I am prepared to vote for the first presidential candidate who makes tubeless illegal
This is what would happen if cops ever tried to block my path to give me a ticket for not having a front light
November 7, 2025 at 3:33 PM
This is what would happen if cops ever tried to block my path to give me a ticket for not having a front light
Obsessed with the car wash in my neighborhood that has days where different demographics get a discount, but also has an LGBTQ day. How are they determining who gets a discount on that day lol
November 1, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Obsessed with the car wash in my neighborhood that has days where different demographics get a discount, but also has an LGBTQ day. How are they determining who gets a discount on that day lol
Why was I blocked I did my best to call this person an idiot as nicely as possible
October 30, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Why was I blocked I did my best to call this person an idiot as nicely as possible
This is so fucking embarrassing
!["It's a big deal. [This] has been 20 years in the making with planners, designers, community members who have been contemplating how to make Logan Square better," Miller said. The traffic switch "is a really big milestone we're looking forward to."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ifwa4vnxncu5xnw4vu7bhloa/bafkreifomdwohucg474kcm6r7ajxnpegbabexkbc2er4vecxh64ppadraa@jpeg)
October 30, 2025 at 4:04 PM
This is so fucking embarrassing
Big Dawg was also enjoying it too lol
October 17, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Big Dawg was also enjoying it too lol
Curious if this photo of my cat sleeping on my bass guitar case can get more likes than your post
October 16, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Curious if this photo of my cat sleeping on my bass guitar case can get more likes than your post
Fuck it. Lane splitting Western on a Divvy
October 4, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Fuck it. Lane splitting Western on a Divvy
My phone reminded me that three years ago I got pissed off about the lack of bike infra in my Atlanta city council district, made and printed 200 of these fliers with the mayor’s email address the city didn’t really want public, and then woke up at like 4 am to plaster them everywhere lol
October 1, 2025 at 4:12 PM
My phone reminded me that three years ago I got pissed off about the lack of bike infra in my Atlanta city council district, made and printed 200 of these fliers with the mayor’s email address the city didn’t really want public, and then woke up at like 4 am to plaster them everywhere lol
The running jump 😭 he cooked their asses so fucking bad 😭😭😭
September 29, 2025 at 1:32 AM
The running jump 😭 he cooked their asses so fucking bad 😭😭😭
Closeted Richard Spencer, Ms. Frizzle if she labeled herself a bisexual but only dated men, Willie Robertson, Zionist Kanye West, northeast Ohio Keri Russell
September 17, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Closeted Richard Spencer, Ms. Frizzle if she labeled herself a bisexual but only dated men, Willie Robertson, Zionist Kanye West, northeast Ohio Keri Russell
I'm going to do this when I get fired from a corporate job for stealing toilet paper rolls from the office every day
September 17, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I'm going to do this when I get fired from a corporate job for stealing toilet paper rolls from the office every day