Alfred O'Sauce
@thwompbox.bsky.social
Proud inventor of the button.
They should invent software called autoincorrect and people would use it just because they'd appreciate not being lied to.
November 10, 2025 at 10:43 PM
They should invent software called autoincorrect and people would use it just because they'd appreciate not being lied to.
Let the Skull Kid try the Fierce Deity mask, what the fuck does THAT look like
September 13, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Let the Skull Kid try the Fierce Deity mask, what the fuck does THAT look like
calling the extreminators because I was just in my guest bathroom and it sound like PISS
July 12, 2025 at 6:35 PM
calling the extreminators because I was just in my guest bathroom and it sound like PISS
SAY IT AIN'T SO
I WILL NOT GO
TURN THE LIGHTS OFF
JEREMY'S PHONE
I WILL NOT GO
TURN THE LIGHTS OFF
JEREMY'S PHONE
June 12, 2025 at 3:03 PM
SAY IT AIN'T SO
I WILL NOT GO
TURN THE LIGHTS OFF
JEREMY'S PHONE
I WILL NOT GO
TURN THE LIGHTS OFF
JEREMY'S PHONE
Started this new business providing Roomba setups to strip clubs and the repeat business is lucrative as hell because the robots keep killing themselves
June 3, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Started this new business providing Roomba setups to strip clubs and the repeat business is lucrative as hell because the robots keep killing themselves
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ai has already kind of materially ruined the basic act of looking at pictures
May 19, 2025 at 11:35 PM
ai has already kind of materially ruined the basic act of looking at pictures
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nathan fielder (narrating): to truly feel the responsibility of airline captains, i needed to pilot the most important plane – air force one. but i couldn’t get the security clearance needed. so i went undercover as a qatari official and convinced the president i was gifting him a luxury boeing 747
May 12, 2025 at 4:49 PM
nathan fielder (narrating): to truly feel the responsibility of airline captains, i needed to pilot the most important plane – air force one. but i couldn’t get the security clearance needed. so i went undercover as a qatari official and convinced the president i was gifting him a luxury boeing 747
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10 magnificent min of “KUNG FURY 2” has been leaked. If you’ve seen me do standup about making out with Michael Fassbender, this is the film where that fever dream became an even hotter reality. Pray this movie sees the light of day. youtu.be/ibBIvcNsChg?...
Kung Fury 2 LEAKED Sizzle Reel
YouTube video by Fujinaga Flex
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May 10, 2025 at 8:11 AM
10 magnificent min of “KUNG FURY 2” has been leaked. If you’ve seen me do standup about making out with Michael Fassbender, this is the film where that fever dream became an even hotter reality. Pray this movie sees the light of day. youtu.be/ibBIvcNsChg?...
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“Bustin’ makes me feel good”
May 9, 2025 at 9:46 PM
“Bustin’ makes me feel good”
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Senator Sanders is in the chamber now giving an emotional speech about the humanitarian catastrophe in Gaza. There are no other senators in the chamber listening to him.
April 3, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Senator Sanders is in the chamber now giving an emotional speech about the humanitarian catastrophe in Gaza. There are no other senators in the chamber listening to him.
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Good luck, all!
Hundreds of millions of bees, almost 80% of bees in the US, have died over he past eight months. Researchers don't know why.
Source: Dr. Genevieve Guenther
Hundreds of millions of bees, almost 80% of bees in the US, have died over he past eight months. Researchers don't know why.
Source: Dr. Genevieve Guenther
April 2, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Good luck, all!
Hundreds of millions of bees, almost 80% of bees in the US, have died over he past eight months. Researchers don't know why.
Source: Dr. Genevieve Guenther
Hundreds of millions of bees, almost 80% of bees in the US, have died over he past eight months. Researchers don't know why.
Source: Dr. Genevieve Guenther
I'm not really a White Lotus fan but I might start watching again if S4 is at Four Seasons Total Landscaping.
March 24, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I'm not really a White Lotus fan but I might start watching again if S4 is at Four Seasons Total Landscaping.
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So we’ve got two competing schools of what the Democratic Party should do next. One of them is hosting the largest political rallies in history in places like New Hampshire and Arizona, and the other one just got $120 million from Silicon Valley and is on a book tour.
March 22, 2025 at 10:05 PM
So we’ve got two competing schools of what the Democratic Party should do next. One of them is hosting the largest political rallies in history in places like New Hampshire and Arizona, and the other one just got $120 million from Silicon Valley and is on a book tour.
So it DIDN'T just do that
The JFK Files are finally out. He was shot.
March 19, 2025 at 2:44 AM
So it DIDN'T just do that
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It is genuinely your moral duty, if you’re in the sciences, to violate the terms of your contact and take as much of the research home with you as you can. Today, tomorrow, every day your lab’s still open.
this is a golden age for walking out of your lab with a USB key in your pocket getting on a plane and going to Luxembourg
Scientists have just cured pancreatic cancer in some patients with personalized mRNA vaccines. Pancreatic cancer. And this Trump administration wants to throw it all away.
They’re throwing away a cure for cancer.
They’re throwing away a cure for cancer.
March 17, 2025 at 11:02 AM
It is genuinely your moral duty, if you’re in the sciences, to violate the terms of your contact and take as much of the research home with you as you can. Today, tomorrow, every day your lab’s still open.
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
March 14, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
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Archivists recreate pre-Trump CDC website, hosting it in Europe.
🔗 www.404media.co/archivists-r...
🔗 www.404media.co/archivists-r...
March 5, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Archivists recreate pre-Trump CDC website, hosting it in Europe.
🔗 www.404media.co/archivists-r...
🔗 www.404media.co/archivists-r...
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I think it's important to remember, with everything extremely fucked up and dumb right now, that at the root of it, fuck fuck fucking fucking fuck.
March 4, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I think it's important to remember, with everything extremely fucked up and dumb right now, that at the root of it, fuck fuck fucking fucking fuck.
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Not since Prohibition have so many Americans wanted to commit the same crime at once
February 28, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Not since Prohibition have so many Americans wanted to commit the same crime at once
Modern Man why do you resist
March 4, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Modern Man why do you resist
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Executive dysfunction is a hoot because I've been sitting at my desk for maybe 2 hours thinking "I want to play a video game" and instead staring at my wall
February 26, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Executive dysfunction is a hoot because I've been sitting at my desk for maybe 2 hours thinking "I want to play a video game" and instead staring at my wall
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It took seeing adult bullies to understand that my childhood bullies didn’t even really want to hurt me, they just wanted to feel powerful and how I felt about it wasn’t even in the equation.
I can’t imagine someone not outgrowing that, but apparently it happens quite a lot!
I can’t imagine someone not outgrowing that, but apparently it happens quite a lot!
February 28, 2025 at 11:29 PM
It took seeing adult bullies to understand that my childhood bullies didn’t even really want to hurt me, they just wanted to feel powerful and how I felt about it wasn’t even in the equation.
I can’t imagine someone not outgrowing that, but apparently it happens quite a lot!
I can’t imagine someone not outgrowing that, but apparently it happens quite a lot!
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AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
February 28, 2025 at 9:00 AM
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH