Frustratingly, in the state of Washington the definition of “normal wear and tear” is extremely vague also the whole tenant-landlord chapter skews heavily to the landlord and is vague af, basically its daring you to actually retain a lawyer

The tenants are the product and the property owner is the customer. They made that extremely crystal clear at all times

Oh there is a receipt it’s 10 pages long & extremely petty. It’s not a guy it’s an agency. They always have this like, bitchy nit-picky tone abt everything one time I just emailed back “why are you obsessed with me?”

In the MAIL the POSTAL SERVICE they printed this with a printer that has cyan in it and they MAILED it for $2.65

Not literally

Fuck their tack hole

They charged me $8 for leaving one fresh roll of TP in case a cleaner needed it 😒

Ugh ikr. After we moved out he kept deposit $ bc there were dead bugs (he lied abt infestation) inside the floor vents that he painted shut. Randomly showed up ~2x/week trying 2 prove we were hiding secret rmmates in the 6br house we were splitting btwn 3 ppl & denied every rmmate app we submitted

Hahaha no but I honestly would love if Larry started sending me pictures of his nasty house