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Chaotic good. Not sure how to use this app, so don't be mad if I don't reply.
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When the Germans won’t buy your products because you’re too much of a Nazi, you might have to ask yourself if you’re too much of a Nazi. They know something about who is a Nazi just saying.
March 17, 2025 at 2:46 PM
When the Germans won’t buy your products because you’re too much of a Nazi, you might have to ask yourself if you’re too much of a Nazi. They know something about who is a Nazi just saying.
If I call my parents, they're usually too busy to talk for more than a minute (despite both being retired). But! If I post a passive-aggressive post about our last conversation on Facebook, my mother will call within 24 hours and have plenty of time to talk to say, "that's not what I meant!"
March 16, 2025 at 7:02 PM
If I call my parents, they're usually too busy to talk for more than a minute (despite both being retired). But! If I post a passive-aggressive post about our last conversation on Facebook, my mother will call within 24 hours and have plenty of time to talk to say, "that's not what I meant!"
I just watched "Canadian Bacon," a comedy that came out in 1995. Canada being the 51st state was a joke 30 years ago because it was so ridiculous, and now we have foreign policy shooting for it.
March 9, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I just watched "Canadian Bacon," a comedy that came out in 1995. Canada being the 51st state was a joke 30 years ago because it was so ridiculous, and now we have foreign policy shooting for it.
Musk's "getting rid of wasteful govt spending," is this century's "they made the trains run on time."
February 12, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Musk's "getting rid of wasteful govt spending," is this century's "they made the trains run on time."
Since the world is ending soon anyway, I've decided to get real silly with the rest of the time we have left.
February 6, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Since the world is ending soon anyway, I've decided to get real silly with the rest of the time we have left.
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The first reported US H5N1-related human death has been announced in Louisiana.
ldh.la.gov/news/H5N1-de....
ldh.la.gov/news/H5N1-de....
LDH reports first U.S. H5N1-related human death | La Dept. of Health
The Louisiana Department of Health protects and promotes health and ensures access to medical, preventive and rehabilitative services for all citizens of the State of Louisiana.
ldh.la.gov
January 6, 2025 at 8:41 PM
The first reported US H5N1-related human death has been announced in Louisiana.
ldh.la.gov/news/H5N1-de....
ldh.la.gov/news/H5N1-de....
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Greed is addiction.
Insatiable
Never enough
Never satisfied
Always reaching for more.
Will do anything to get more.
Don’t care who they hurt in order to obtain more.
They will destroy their own environment and themselves reaching for more.
Their drug of choice is money, your money if possible.
Insatiable
Never enough
Never satisfied
Always reaching for more.
Will do anything to get more.
Don’t care who they hurt in order to obtain more.
They will destroy their own environment and themselves reaching for more.
Their drug of choice is money, your money if possible.
January 5, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Greed is addiction.
Insatiable
Never enough
Never satisfied
Always reaching for more.
Will do anything to get more.
Don’t care who they hurt in order to obtain more.
They will destroy their own environment and themselves reaching for more.
Their drug of choice is money, your money if possible.
Insatiable
Never enough
Never satisfied
Always reaching for more.
Will do anything to get more.
Don’t care who they hurt in order to obtain more.
They will destroy their own environment and themselves reaching for more.
Their drug of choice is money, your money if possible.
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Why does prosciutto have those little pieces of thin clear plastic between each slice? Why do slices of prosciutto need protection from each other? Is the salami safe?
January 3, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Why does prosciutto have those little pieces of thin clear plastic between each slice? Why do slices of prosciutto need protection from each other? Is the salami safe?
My daughter wears headphones (usually without any music playing) for most of her waking hours. Now that we are visiting relatives, I want to apologize: I get it now.
January 2, 2025 at 8:31 PM
My daughter wears headphones (usually without any music playing) for most of her waking hours. Now that we are visiting relatives, I want to apologize: I get it now.
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A gentle reminder that new year resolutions don’t have to be about positive changes. You can commit to be more petty, seek revenge, and disrespect your enemies.
January 1, 2025 at 9:53 PM
A gentle reminder that new year resolutions don’t have to be about positive changes. You can commit to be more petty, seek revenge, and disrespect your enemies.
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These should be human rights, not luxuries. 💙
January 1, 2025 at 8:52 PM
These should be human rights, not luxuries. 💙
I am playing HeroQuest for the first time, and since we only have three players other than the DM, I'm playing two characters: Mimi the Barbarian with the highest-pitched voice I can manage, and Anna the Amnesiac Elf Sorcerer.
December 28, 2024 at 8:10 PM
I am playing HeroQuest for the first time, and since we only have three players other than the DM, I'm playing two characters: Mimi the Barbarian with the highest-pitched voice I can manage, and Anna the Amnesiac Elf Sorcerer.
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Welcome back to the US for the Christmas holidays: Here's the rudest customs officer you've ever met in your life! (I feel great about this already.)
December 21, 2024 at 12:18 AM
Welcome back to the US for the Christmas holidays: Here's the rudest customs officer you've ever met in your life! (I feel great about this already.)
Visiting family for the holidays? Oh, you mean my annual three-day cos-play event?
December 19, 2024 at 9:27 PM
Visiting family for the holidays? Oh, you mean my annual three-day cos-play event?
Just read an article saying x-mas trees are much cheaper in EU than the US/Canada, that cited all sorts of reasons for this, except the fact that fake trees are a thing. Very strange. For us, it's cheaper to buy one fake tree for $90 that lasts at least 5 years, than to buy a new $80 tree each year.
December 18, 2024 at 9:18 PM
Just read an article saying x-mas trees are much cheaper in EU than the US/Canada, that cited all sorts of reasons for this, except the fact that fake trees are a thing. Very strange. For us, it's cheaper to buy one fake tree for $90 that lasts at least 5 years, than to buy a new $80 tree each year.
Got off the bus a stop early because it was too people-y in there today for me.
December 16, 2024 at 8:57 PM
Got off the bus a stop early because it was too people-y in there today for me.
The only superheroes really loved by the media are the rich ones (Batman, Ironman, the Arrow), who fight but never actually defeat evil (other rich people). Its why Marvel's heroes have to go to space: if they stayed here, people would be asking them why they aren't stopping health insurance CEOs.
December 14, 2024 at 10:13 PM
The only superheroes really loved by the media are the rich ones (Batman, Ironman, the Arrow), who fight but never actually defeat evil (other rich people). Its why Marvel's heroes have to go to space: if they stayed here, people would be asking them why they aren't stopping health insurance CEOs.
If I wrote a movie or TV show, and the lighting and sound editing was so bad that the audience can't see what's going on or hear the dialogue (like in most movies today), I'd be super pissed.
December 13, 2024 at 11:29 PM
If I wrote a movie or TV show, and the lighting and sound editing was so bad that the audience can't see what's going on or hear the dialogue (like in most movies today), I'd be super pissed.
These last few days have had a real Arrow Season 1 vibe that I can really jam with... If all the companies/govts are run by 80's cartoon villains, bring on the costumed vigilantes to stop them!
December 8, 2024 at 3:28 AM
These last few days have had a real Arrow Season 1 vibe that I can really jam with... If all the companies/govts are run by 80's cartoon villains, bring on the costumed vigilantes to stop them!