ThreePhase Bandit
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ThreePhase Bandit
@threephasebandit.bsky.social
This is elite level dad work, nicely done. I definitely have core memories of watching Trek with my old man, probably the first SF I was ever exposed to.

Hope to achieve the same with my own when they’re a bit older.
November 29, 2025 at 12:45 AM
It looks like she covered it with foil for no apparent reason? Like that’s what you do when your skin is perfect but the interior needs more time. She fuckin steamed that shit in a foil wrap.
November 28, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Like how do you fuck up a Turkey this badly, like there’s no way that’s not raw in the middle. Every Turkey I have ever cooked was a perfect golden. Brown by the time it was up to temp. It’s not that hard, you put it in the oven and wait a few hours.
November 28, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Real men like Miller like their Turkey Medium-rare.
November 28, 2025 at 2:10 AM
CIA trained him and he was granted asylum under Trump lol.
November 28, 2025 at 2:09 AM
That turkey looks like absolute shit.
November 27, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Oh hell yeah, love Patrick’s work, had no idea he had another pod in the works.
November 27, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Not everyone who disagrees with you is a bot you silly boomer. And you were being smug.
November 27, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Legit though, it seems like a few of the people in cases of AI psychosis I have read about would have probably just become devoutly religious in a different era.
November 27, 2025 at 12:34 AM
*live it down
November 27, 2025 at 12:32 AM
These Suno fan boys can get fucked, the hey should have been strangled in the crib along with their industry. Like look at this shit, only a freak would say a real musician is using “an obsolete workflow”. They fundamentally do not understand what people like about Art.
November 27, 2025 at 12:30 AM
You’ll be finding out with them, I wouldn’t be so smug.
November 27, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Can you imagine having that job and fucking up the timing, you’d never love it down.
November 27, 2025 at 12:16 AM
“Yes, but it takes an enormous amount of land,energy and natural resources to do so, check it out we just felled a massive forest over here and drained a lake for the next one, neat huh?”
November 26, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Imagine trying to explain a Data Center to JRR Tolkien. Something tells me he wouldn’t be a fan of the industry.
November 26, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Tolkien would have hated these ghouls.
November 26, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Oh but you do care, you piggish slop merchant.
November 26, 2025 at 2:29 PM
No normal person is using ChatGPt as a therapist. Hell, most normies don’t do any kind of therapy.

Something tells me you have a warped and out of touch sense of what constitutes normal. You probably think you’re normal, you’re not.
November 26, 2025 at 2:20 PM
and in any case all of these dipshit tech CEOs are terrified they’ll get left behind so they’re pushing AI on their workforce, dudes a fucking idiot if he thinks it’s just Microsoft.
November 26, 2025 at 2:18 PM
It’s almost like they outsourced their ability to figure things out to an LLM.
November 26, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Person but then living long enough to watch such a privilege get out of reach of your grandkids. He’s the only person I ever met of that generation that understood they lived through a time of relative privilege, most boomers and their parents were convinced they just had the grit.
November 26, 2025 at 1:41 AM
And kids. He ended up doing really well for himself but stayed humble…And he was absolutely enraged when he found out my wife had dropped out of college because it was financially unsustainable, not at her, but at the system. Imagine that, experiencing the ability to go to college as a blue collar
November 26, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Shits fucked these days bud. my wife’s late grandfather was Suprisingly based for someone born in the late 1920’s, he was raised by radical labor activists in a mining town. He was the first of his family to ever go to college, and did so with part time blue collar income while supporting his wife
bud.my
November 26, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Like my partner and I both have decent jobs, and we’re treading water financially while 50 years ago someone in my profession could easily support 5 kids, a stay at home wife and a mortgage on a house that would be worth over a million bucks today.
November 26, 2025 at 1:27 AM