threeohj.thisguy
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I am here for all things Sci Fi, Horror and Fantasy. I love all things nerdy.
I am here for all things Sci Fi, Horror and Fantasy. I love all things nerdy.
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threeohj.thisguy
@threeohj.bsky.social
· Jan 27
Games I’ve finished in 2025, a thread (stolen from @weasel598.bsky.social):
Darko has the right idea
November 22, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Darko has the right idea
No YOU’RE reading at a house party.
November 22, 2025 at 5:14 AM
No YOU’RE reading at a house party.
No matter how attractive they may be.. October continues and so do the Horrors
a man and a woman are standing next to each other in front of a wall
ALT: a man and a woman are standing next to each other in front of a wall
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October 23, 2025 at 2:18 PM
No matter how attractive they may be.. October continues and so do the Horrors
If I could go the rest of my life only hearing about "fortnight" and not "fortnite", it wouldn't suck. Like, I accept the game is not for me... can I somehow mute it now?
October 22, 2025 at 3:30 PM
If I could go the rest of my life only hearing about "fortnight" and not "fortnite", it wouldn't suck. Like, I accept the game is not for me... can I somehow mute it now?
I'm sorry but if you work in a morgue, you should know what a body looks like "when the heart gives out" versus "clearly had the shit kicked out of it by a demon" I don't care how strong the family pastime of guilting your kid is. #theoffering #abyzou
October 16, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I'm sorry but if you work in a morgue, you should know what a body looks like "when the heart gives out" versus "clearly had the shit kicked out of it by a demon" I don't care how strong the family pastime of guilting your kid is. #theoffering #abyzou
Tátra, amistróbin, hazárta. Tantír, manov, mansízon hazánzobar. Sumunda ropsa, darhis haikur dunsderódza. Kanda, kanda, kanda
October 15, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Tátra, amistróbin, hazárta. Tantír, manov, mansízon hazánzobar. Sumunda ropsa, darhis haikur dunsderódza. Kanda, kanda, kanda
How fucking white do you have to be to come up with "the chowder society" as a name for your group?
a ghost is wrapped in a white cloth and sitting on the floor
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October 13, 2025 at 6:43 PM
How fucking white do you have to be to come up with "the chowder society" as a name for your group?
In an alternate universe there was a cartoon in the 60’s called Grigi and the Rasputeens.
a shooting star with the words " the more you know " behind it
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October 13, 2025 at 2:09 AM
In an alternate universe there was a cartoon in the 60’s called Grigi and the Rasputeens.
Are Witches and Black Peter real in 2015's The VVitch? Yes. Are they the real villains of the movie? No. The real villains are Jonas and Mercy.
October 8, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Are Witches and Black Peter real in 2015's The VVitch? Yes. Are they the real villains of the movie? No. The real villains are Jonas and Mercy.
Craig T Nelson is trash but Poltergeist deserved better than Poltergeist 2 and 3. #poltergeist
a little girl in a blue dress is looking at a television screen with a yellow octopus on it
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October 6, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Craig T Nelson is trash but Poltergeist deserved better than Poltergeist 2 and 3. #poltergeist
It turns out bigots were the real snowflakes all along... except unlike actual snowflakes they all look the same
September 16, 2025 at 2:29 PM
It turns out bigots were the real snowflakes all along... except unlike actual snowflakes they all look the same
So i says to Edith, i says, “Edith, somethings different about you, something ain’t right. Did you get your hair cut?” And she says to me, “Baba Baba dook dook DOOK”
a close up of the words you can 't get rid on a piece of paper
ALT: a close up of the words you can 't get rid on a piece of paper
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September 3, 2025 at 8:34 PM
So i says to Edith, i says, “Edith, somethings different about you, something ain’t right. Did you get your hair cut?” And she says to me, “Baba Baba dook dook DOOK”
I wish I could have met Kevin Conroy :(
August 27, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I wish I could have met Kevin Conroy :(
It's weird that @sonypicturestv.bsky.social has basically failed with all their #spiderman cinematic properties with the exception of #venom and #thespiderverse. Yet they ended Venom at 3 films and keep trying with other characters. The people have spoken: they want Venom and #MilesMorales.
a movie poster for venom says yeaaah in white letters
ALT: a movie poster for venom says yeaaah in white letters
media.tenor.com
August 19, 2025 at 6:05 PM
It's weird that @sonypicturestv.bsky.social has basically failed with all their #spiderman cinematic properties with the exception of #venom and #thespiderverse. Yet they ended Venom at 3 films and keep trying with other characters. The people have spoken: they want Venom and #MilesMorales.
The Mayor is easily the weakest part of Resident Alien. The whole thing with the resort is fucking terrible and there is no logical reason for him to push so hard for it.
July 16, 2025 at 7:26 PM
The Mayor is easily the weakest part of Resident Alien. The whole thing with the resort is fucking terrible and there is no logical reason for him to push so hard for it.
Marketing that has aged SUPER well, "Genesis does what nintendon't"
Still accurate, just probably not the way they would have prefered.
Still accurate, just probably not the way they would have prefered.
mario and princess peach are standing next to each other in a video game
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July 14, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Marketing that has aged SUPER well, "Genesis does what nintendon't"
Still accurate, just probably not the way they would have prefered.
Still accurate, just probably not the way they would have prefered.
You can’t spell “ignorant” without IGN
Ironheart's solo outing proves a cynical addition to the MCU as science and magic collide in Chicago.
Our review: bit.ly/3T9AUzN
Our review: bit.ly/3T9AUzN
June 27, 2025 at 12:00 AM
You can’t spell “ignorant” without IGN
There should be a category at TV and Movie award ceremonies where they can celebrate times when old age makeup was successful in looking realistic not like ass. I love Picard, but this was the first example that popped in the gif search bar and it is indeed, ass.
a man wearing a straw hat has a shadow on his face
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June 24, 2025 at 6:51 PM
There should be a category at TV and Movie award ceremonies where they can celebrate times when old age makeup was successful in looking realistic not like ass. I love Picard, but this was the first example that popped in the gif search bar and it is indeed, ass.
Sad reflections on traveling back in time:
1. it isn’t real
2. It IS real but the best possible timeline still had hitler
3. It IS real but when you change the past it becomes a new timeline/reality and therefore you can’t experience the result of the change you created when you return.
1. it isn’t real
2. It IS real but the best possible timeline still had hitler
3. It IS real but when you change the past it becomes a new timeline/reality and therefore you can’t experience the result of the change you created when you return.
a man in a black jacket and khaki pants is standing in a dirt field
ALT: a man in a black jacket and khaki pants is standing in a dirt field
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June 17, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Sad reflections on traveling back in time:
1. it isn’t real
2. It IS real but the best possible timeline still had hitler
3. It IS real but when you change the past it becomes a new timeline/reality and therefore you can’t experience the result of the change you created when you return.
1. it isn’t real
2. It IS real but the best possible timeline still had hitler
3. It IS real but when you change the past it becomes a new timeline/reality and therefore you can’t experience the result of the change you created when you return.
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Horror fans: #SaveWoT and we'll likely get an episode featuring a Purge town that resets every morning. It's metal.
(112k signatures and counting!)
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(112k signatures and counting!)
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Save The Wheel of Time – #SaveWOT Campaign
Join fans from around the world working to find a new home for The Wheel of Time. Help us show Sony and streamers the story deserves to continue. #SaveWOT
savewot.com
June 2, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Horror fans: #SaveWoT and we'll likely get an episode featuring a Purge town that resets every morning. It's metal.
(112k signatures and counting!)
savewot.com
(112k signatures and counting!)
savewot.com
How can you tell animals are better than people?
When a bear craps in the wood, no one cares. Except Charmin. Because those guys are fucked up.
When a bear craps in the wood, no one cares. Except Charmin. Because those guys are fucked up.
June 2, 2025 at 11:23 PM
How can you tell animals are better than people?
When a bear craps in the wood, no one cares. Except Charmin. Because those guys are fucked up.
When a bear craps in the wood, no one cares. Except Charmin. Because those guys are fucked up.
O’Hare is possibly one of the WORST villains in all literature. Not because he’s so evil… but because he’s just SUCH a poorly conceived (and all around shitty) character.
a cartoon character sits in a green chair with a white cushion
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May 31, 2025 at 9:21 PM
O’Hare is possibly one of the WORST villains in all literature. Not because he’s so evil… but because he’s just SUCH a poorly conceived (and all around shitty) character.
Rogue One is still one of the best Star Wars stories. Period. Every death stings.
a man says " i fear nothing all is as the force wills it " in a movie scene
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May 14, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Rogue One is still one of the best Star Wars stories. Period. Every death stings.