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RIP Rusty Shackleford
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A web person who makes dumb jokes most of the time. I make photos too. bio.site/edwina
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Screenshot of a TikTok where it is a photo of a person and the text reads “I don’t care if something good happened to you. It should have happened to me instead.” This is my message to the person in the green jacket who gets to pet a dog on its sweet head on their subway commute in the below post.
December 1, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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I sent this post to @fullyautomatedluxury.com to show him it existed and like an hour ago he handed me a wrapped gift and I opened it and now I get to question my existence starting tomorrow
Photo of the Malört advent calendar I received tonight. It contains 25 small bottles of Malört. Left corner has some wrapping paper featuring dogs in Santa Claus hats and white bones and snowflakes in the pattern.
December 1, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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Screenshot of Vince Staples saying he hopes Robert Zemeckis stays alive. He’s wearing a camouflage hat, wire framed glasses, blue denim jacket and white shirt. He’s holding a microphone standing in front a screen that says The Vince Staples Show behind him. Second season is on Netflix now.
November 11, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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Screenshot of an AP article published on September 1, 2025 with text that reads: WASHINGTON (AP) — Democratic Rep. Jerry Nadler of New York says he will not run for reelection next year, according to an interview published Monday night by The New York Times. Nadler told the Times that watching then-President Joe Biden’s truncated reelection campaign last year “really said something about the necessity for generational change in the party, and I think I want to respect that.” He suggested a younger Democratic lawmaker in his seat “can maybe do better, can maybe help us more.” This is a screenshot of Jerry Nadler's Age. He is 78 years old born on June 13, 1947. And this is a screenshot of Andrew Cuomo's Age. He is 67 years old, born on December 6, 1957. This is not the younger person that Jerry Nadler hoped to replace him by retiring.
November 8, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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Bless Niecy for making this face
Niecy Nash reacting to Kim Kardashian talking about her soul food cooking. She has one eye closed and has her face in a frown. Kim tells her not to make that face but she was correct to be skeptical
November 7, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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I got three out of the four!

(I could have gotten the regular voting sticker but I chose only the new to me items)
Photo of what I got for early voting on 10/31/25. From left to right, Halloween 2025 voter (drawing of a pigeon in a witch hat holding a jack-o-lantern shaped Halloween bucket presumably filled with candy, middle sticker is Brooklyn Votes Early on a red circle, white letters, and a drawing of the Brooklyn Bridge, and the Halloween Voter 2025 temporary tattoo (which is the same design as the first sticker)
October 31, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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Thanks so much for doing this! I sent a donation to North Brooklyn Angels: www.northbrooklynangels.org
Screenshot of a thank you notification for donating $25.00 plus 1.01 processing fee via PayPal to North Brooklyn Angels, a non profit that feeds people at various locations in Brooklyn, NY.
October 23, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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I did terribly on this quiz despite being born in NYC but legit lol’d at this question
Screenshot of NYC Groove’s “How Much of a Real New Yorker” quiz. Only one question is shown on the screenshot which is “The residents of which borough often refer to their home as “The Forgotten Borough”? 1. The Bronx 2. Queens 3. Brooklyn 4. Manhattan There are five boroughs of NYC and the true answer is Staten Island which has been omitted, which is why this is funny. The “correct” answer on the quiz is #1, The Bronx.
October 16, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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If Texas Chain Saw Massacre isn't your thing, it's also the last day of camp in Wet Hot American Summer:
Screenshot from 1 minute and 51 seconds in Wet Hot American Summer where it is a black screen with white text that reads: August 18, 1981 5:57am Last day of Camp in Cooper Black font.
August 19, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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Two mannequins meme. One on the far right has been captioned to say “this mfer thinks Shah Rukh Khan is his friend” The other mannequin that is in the foreground appears to be crying and has been labeled as @fullyautomatedluxury. I created this image to make fun at a post @fullyautomatedluxury said before this reply post.
August 17, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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I knew it!
Image from Dave Itzkoff posting a photo of Jar Jar Binks quoting a headline about Trump bombing Iran written in Dutch. This is a link to a Bluetwitter post sent by one person. My reply appears in blue and says: this is the way one person will find out and that’s beautiful to me. This is a quote post of someone who saw Itzkoff’s Jar Jar post on Bluesky and learned Trump bombed Iran.
June 22, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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Chino, if you can see this, please sign my White Pony CD. Thanks!
Photo of a limited edition CD of Deftones’ White Pony. It’s in a red CD case that has been opened. On the left side is a flyer that has the number (No. 17966) above white text that reads Limited Edition of 50,000 above deftones/white pony. Paper is black with white text, except for the number information which is stamped in red ink. On the right side is a copy of Deftones’ White Pony on CD. CD is black and text is white. CD is photographed on a colorful blanket. It’s multiple circles divided in halves and each half is a different color than the half next to it. This is a photo of the CD booklet. Inside the booklet is the information for the CD on a black background with white text (deftones white pony plus album credits underneath). Right side is a black and white page with deftones logo, some graphics. All band members have signed (Chi Cheng, Abe Cunningham, Stef Carpenter, and Frank Delgado) except for vocalist Chino Moreno who was in the bathroom when I was at the autograph table 25 years ago (June 20, 2000) at Virgin Megastore in Times Square in NYC.
June 20, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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This is a GIF of Tiffany “New York” Pollard on VH1’s “Flavor of Love” saying “Beyoncè?!” on an episode of this reality show. The video zooms on her saying Knowles-Carter’s first name. On the show, a fellow contestant known as “Hottie,” described herself resembling Beyoncè and she did not. New York was incredulous about the resemblance claim and laughed shortly after this. She was correct to do that tbh. The image in the quoted post is of a NJ Transit sign pointing to a train that says “Beyoncè” with an arrow pointing to the direction of the train going to MetLife Stadium in East Rutherford, NJ where the NYC area Cowboy Carter shows are currently taking place (as of last night).
May 23, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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My Pornography came today!
Image of a UK LP version of The Cure’s Pornography. Part of the cover art is obscured by an embossed document that states: certificate of authenticity guarantees the item described below. Cure Pornography UK Fiction LP was part of Steve Albini’s Personal Collection and was acquired directly from Steve Albini’s Closet, the organization responsible for distributing Steve’s treasures. Bottom text reads: valid when embossed with a official stamp & initialed by administrator. Album is photographed on my dark grey couch with part of a blue pillow visible in top left corner of photo.
May 16, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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Proud of this toddler for giving her exclusive story to People Magazine.
Screenshot of a People magazine headline that reads: Toddler Has Surprising Fear of John Wilkes Booth Being Under Her Bed (Exclusive). There are two images beneath the headline and subhead of: Cassie Litton and her family took a trip to Ford’s Theatre, not realizing the impact it would have on her daughter. Story by Meredith Wilshere and published on May 11, 2025 at 3:00PM. Images are of two White adults (man and woman) holding two small children: the toddler that fears John Wilkes Booth (held by Cassie) and a younger child who is being held by Cassie’s husband. Other image is of the toddler in pigtails at Ford’s Theatre in balcony.
May 13, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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Almost the year anniversary of his hot dog night too, RIP 

www.nytimes.com/athletic/544...
Flyer made by the Mets for their $1 hot dog night in 2024. Text says: Mets $1 Hot Dogs, April 30, 7:10PM. A Seymour Weiner Approved Message. Image of Seymour Weiner holding a hot dog in his hand. He is wearing a brown jacket, and green baseball cap. Text at bottom of graphic says: Everyone Loves A Weiner (in all capital white letters).
April 29, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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An old woman is walking with assistance (on the left side of the image) from a younger woman (on the right side of the image). She’s wearing a pink cardigan with a shirt underneath it. She has text that I added which reads, “Fabio was hit in the face by a bird on a rollercoaster and then Ad-Rock of the Beastie Boys wrote a song about it.” The woman on the right side that is helping her is wearing a teal shirt, dark blue jeans, and has text that I added which says, “Sure grandma, let’s get you to bed.” The joke is that not only do I remember the Fabio bird hitting incident of March 1999, is that I also remember this obscure song by BS 2000 (which is Ad-Rock’s group with Amery “AWOL” Smith, which released this song in 2001). I am the grandma.
March 28, 2025 at 11:55 AM
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an example:
March 24, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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Tonight’s of Montreal show has me asking myself “what the fuck is happening” all night (complimentary)
Of Montreal’s performance. There is a giant screen in the background with a figure that looks like a skeleton’s face with long arms and a circular body. Lots of cell phones recording on the floor.
March 24, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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I guess that's one thing you could do to divert attention from yesterday's news
Screenshot of a Rolling Stone article published the day before the wedding announcement in the quoted tweet. Text of article is: Jonathan Majors Admits to Strangling Ex-Girlfriend In Newly Unearthed Audio The actor is heard admitting to having “aggressed” Grace Jabbari during a 2022 fight By Cheyenne Roundtree March 17, 2025 [Headshot of Jonathan Majors appears here. He a dark-sikinned Black man. He is wearing black turtleneck, looking at the photographer not smiling in front of a festival step & repeat.] Jonathan Majors admitted to strangling an ex-girlfriend in a previously unreleased audio recording obtained by Rolling Stone. The conversation was captured in the aftermath of a days-long fight between Majors and his then-girlfriend, professional dancer Grace Jabbari, in September 2022. The Marvel actor had been living with Jabbari in London as he filmed the second season of the Disney+ series Loki when he allegedly became angry at Jabbari. According to a since-settled civil lawsuit filed by Jabbari last April, she alleged Majors slammed her into a car, dragged her back inside their home, and strangled her. The unearthed audio tape captures Jabbari confronting Majors about the alleged attack in the following days.
March 19, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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Haley Walton, you are so right, my fellow Leo.
Screenshot of The City piece that reads: Haley Walton, who is turning 18 in August so isn’t eligible to vote in the primary, chimed in: “I also heard that he just wasn’t acting like a mayor — like whenever he was outside doing public things, he’s like in a club, popping bottles — like babe, you’re mayor, what’s going on?”
March 6, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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seems accurate for me too
Screenshot of Merriam Webster post that states “Take a screenshot of this GIF, and whichever word you land on is YOUR word for 2025. May the odds ever be in your favor.” Underneath that is a screenshot of the word I got when doing this, and the word is “derelict.”
January 3, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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Fun fact: the son is a professional DJ who totally needed a Porsche I bet
Excerpt from a prior NYT article that is linked in the quoted piece that reads: But the district attorney’s office has also been examining other possible crimes, some of the people said. They include allegations that involve Ms. Lewis-Martin’s son, Glenn Martin II, a professional D.J.; Mayank Dwivedi, a hotelier who owns and…
December 18, 2024 at 10:10 PM
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Kneeling down to pray like this
Nancy Pelosi kneeling down on the ground in Congress wearing an orange suit, orange heels white blouse, and kente cloth scarf. Other congress members are kneeling in background behind her.
December 13, 2024 at 6:33 PM
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Screenshot of ClickHole headline that says “Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made A Great Point.” Also includes a photo of a bald man with a slight beard on his face and the collar and part of his shoulders wearing a dark blue shirt.
December 4, 2024 at 4:10 PM