Thomas Haire
@thrants.bsky.social
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
CA▶️MA. Husband/dad/ranter.
Chief Content Officer, ThePDMI.com
Contributing Writer: USCFootball.com, BostonManMagazine.com
CA▶️MA. Husband/dad/ranter.
Chief Content Officer, ThePDMI.com
Contributing Writer: USCFootball.com, BostonManMagazine.com
October 19, 2025 at 2:01 AM
7 years ago tonight, you changed the world. Every year since, you do the same. You deserve all the love and joy you can find. We’re doing our best to give you every chance to seek it. Grow big, little boy. But not too fast.
Happy 7th, Theo. You are magic.
Happy 7th, Theo. You are magic.
October 1, 2025 at 4:29 AM
7 years ago tonight, you changed the world. Every year since, you do the same. You deserve all the love and joy you can find. We’re doing our best to give you every chance to seek it. Grow big, little boy. But not too fast.
Happy 7th, Theo. You are magic.
Happy 7th, Theo. You are magic.
I'm thrilled to host a highlighted session at #pdmiwest: the Media Outlet Roundtable. Get your badge (www.thepdmi.com/register-pdm...) then hear from the real stars of this chat about what's next in #performancemedia: Disney's Marty Dehler, DISH's John Rinaldo, and NBCUniversal's Sean Robertson!
September 26, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I'm thrilled to host a highlighted session at #pdmiwest: the Media Outlet Roundtable. Get your badge (www.thepdmi.com/register-pdm...) then hear from the real stars of this chat about what's next in #performancemedia: Disney's Marty Dehler, DISH's John Rinaldo, and NBCUniversal's Sean Robertson!
No.
If your first reaction to this isn’t, “No,” then you should probably rethink everything about yourself and your beliefs.
If your first reaction to this isn’t, “No,” then you should probably rethink everything about yourself and your beliefs.
September 7, 2025 at 2:47 AM
No.
If your first reaction to this isn’t, “No,” then you should probably rethink everything about yourself and your beliefs.
If your first reaction to this isn’t, “No,” then you should probably rethink everything about yourself and your beliefs.
Want to experience every emotion available on earth in a single day? Be “dada” to these guys! There’s nothing like it. And I’m so happy these little dudes are the ones I get to serve, guide, and love. Thank you boys (and their incredible mama, of course) for giving me so much to celebrate every day!
June 16, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Want to experience every emotion available on earth in a single day? Be “dada” to these guys! There’s nothing like it. And I’m so happy these little dudes are the ones I get to serve, guide, and love. Thank you boys (and their incredible mama, of course) for giving me so much to celebrate every day!
June 14, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Local florist in my hometown back in SoCal came through strong for my mom.
May 10, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Local florist in my hometown back in SoCal came through strong for my mom.
Happy 75th, Mom!
I cannot fathom welcoming a child 6 days after my 21st birthday. But you did, and you always did your best to point Jenny and me in the right direction. Thank you for all you’ve done - and all you continue to do for your grandsons!
And Happy Mother’s Day, too.
Love you, mom. ❤️
I cannot fathom welcoming a child 6 days after my 21st birthday. But you did, and you always did your best to point Jenny and me in the right direction. Thank you for all you’ve done - and all you continue to do for your grandsons!
And Happy Mother’s Day, too.
Love you, mom. ❤️
May 10, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Happy 75th, Mom!
I cannot fathom welcoming a child 6 days after my 21st birthday. But you did, and you always did your best to point Jenny and me in the right direction. Thank you for all you’ve done - and all you continue to do for your grandsons!
And Happy Mother’s Day, too.
Love you, mom. ❤️
I cannot fathom welcoming a child 6 days after my 21st birthday. But you did, and you always did your best to point Jenny and me in the right direction. Thank you for all you’ve done - and all you continue to do for your grandsons!
And Happy Mother’s Day, too.
Love you, mom. ❤️
If you’re gonna get a new pope, why take the risk that he hasn’t been “Authentically Krausened”?
May 9, 2025 at 1:25 AM
If you’re gonna get a new pope, why take the risk that he hasn’t been “Authentically Krausened”?
$100 (plus fees) for the expected amount of points allowed in any 2 reasonably consequential games by a Lincoln Riley-coached team. #FightOn!
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April 18, 2025 at 9:27 PM
$100 (plus fees) for the expected amount of points allowed in any 2 reasonably consequential games by a Lincoln Riley-coached team. #FightOn!
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@hollyanderson.bsky.social
@edsbs.bsky.social
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@hollyanderson.bsky.social
@edsbs.bsky.social
It’ll be interesting to see if the organization puts as much marketing focus on the association with the Olympics as it did in 1984. My Opening Day ticket from that season features the patch design the team wore on its jerseys that year.
April 15, 2025 at 8:07 PM
It’ll be interesting to see if the organization puts as much marketing focus on the association with the Olympics as it did in 1984. My Opening Day ticket from that season features the patch design the team wore on its jerseys that year.
10 years ago, on the hottest 3.14 in the recorded history of Santa Barbara, I married the best girl in the world. I knew how lucky I was then. And I know how lucky I am now. You’re it, Loverbear. And you always will be.
Happy Anniversary, CC. To many, many more.
#pidaywiththehaires #awesomexawesome
Happy Anniversary, CC. To many, many more.
#pidaywiththehaires #awesomexawesome
March 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
10 years ago, on the hottest 3.14 in the recorded history of Santa Barbara, I married the best girl in the world. I knew how lucky I was then. And I know how lucky I am now. You’re it, Loverbear. And you always will be.
Happy Anniversary, CC. To many, many more.
#pidaywiththehaires #awesomexawesome
Happy Anniversary, CC. To many, many more.
#pidaywiththehaires #awesomexawesome
In my head when I decide not to return to the grocery store after realizing they didn’t charge me for the bottle of Bulleit.
February 16, 2025 at 1:26 AM
In my head when I decide not to return to the grocery store after realizing they didn’t charge me for the bottle of Bulleit.
Current status of the US government.
February 14, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Current status of the US government.
Hey man, f you. My work day is crazy!
February 11, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Hey man, f you. My work day is crazy!
Getting our California on out here this morning. #earthquake
January 27, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Getting our California on out here this morning. #earthquake
Be well, friends. 💔
January 8, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Be well, friends. 💔
The Haires wish you merry, happy, and everything joyous!
Nothing quite like these past 24 hours with these little dudes. We love them so. ❤️🎄🥹
#holidaycard #christmas2024
Nothing quite like these past 24 hours with these little dudes. We love them so. ❤️🎄🥹
#holidaycard #christmas2024
December 26, 2024 at 2:19 AM
The Haires wish you merry, happy, and everything joyous!
Nothing quite like these past 24 hours with these little dudes. We love them so. ❤️🎄🥹
#holidaycard #christmas2024
Nothing quite like these past 24 hours with these little dudes. We love them so. ❤️🎄🥹
#holidaycard #christmas2024
Winter vibes on this afternoon’s run. Ending November on pace to hit my 2024 goal. #JustDoIt #nikerunclub #NBPT #RailTrail
December 1, 2024 at 4:37 AM
Winter vibes on this afternoon’s run. Ending November on pace to hit my 2024 goal. #JustDoIt #nikerunclub #NBPT #RailTrail
So much I am thankful for: our parents, our siblings, our friends, our home, my career, my health …
But nothing can compare with the gratitude I have for these three. They are my heart and soul, and nothing matters without their love and happiness.
Wishing you and yours a #HappyThanksgiving.
But nothing can compare with the gratitude I have for these three. They are my heart and soul, and nothing matters without their love and happiness.
Wishing you and yours a #HappyThanksgiving.
November 28, 2024 at 4:27 AM
So much I am thankful for: our parents, our siblings, our friends, our home, my career, my health …
But nothing can compare with the gratitude I have for these three. They are my heart and soul, and nothing matters without their love and happiness.
Wishing you and yours a #HappyThanksgiving.
But nothing can compare with the gratitude I have for these three. They are my heart and soul, and nothing matters without their love and happiness.
Wishing you and yours a #HappyThanksgiving.