@thotform.bsky.social
I wonder how they even figured out you can tattoo eyelids
July 30, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I wonder how they even figured out you can tattoo eyelids
Happy people posting pictures of their outdoor bbq party with fireworks and a caption that says “fuck the 4th of July and America” caption day
July 4, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Happy people posting pictures of their outdoor bbq party with fireworks and a caption that says “fuck the 4th of July and America” caption day
Hey are you okay? I checked your location and it said you were at the intersection of art and technology
June 29, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Hey are you okay? I checked your location and it said you were at the intersection of art and technology
I can’t believe I had to explain the young thug trial to a 75 year old man who just got diagnosed with lung cancer
June 9, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I can’t believe I had to explain the young thug trial to a 75 year old man who just got diagnosed with lung cancer
People in Portland Oregon will act like you shot their mother if you express wanting a tan
June 7, 2025 at 12:52 AM
People in Portland Oregon will act like you shot their mother if you express wanting a tan
When I was a kid my parents decided they wanted to fuck off to Tibet for a few months so they gave me to my grandma who put me in vacation Bible school lol and I did not know what was happening
June 4, 2025 at 8:48 PM
When I was a kid my parents decided they wanted to fuck off to Tibet for a few months so they gave me to my grandma who put me in vacation Bible school lol and I did not know what was happening
The collapse of the Soviet Union gives Adidas a steez that Nike could never replicate
May 23, 2025 at 6:23 PM
The collapse of the Soviet Union gives Adidas a steez that Nike could never replicate
I just know I’d find club drugs and idm in every lifetime
May 23, 2025 at 6:52 AM
I just know I’d find club drugs and idm in every lifetime
Doing a lot of adderall and listening to yoko ono>>>>>>>
May 22, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Doing a lot of adderall and listening to yoko ono>>>>>>>
Girl doing coke in the bathroom last night kept begging me to dance to “the arctic monkeys or slipknot or something like that you know” like bro idk if I do know
May 22, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Girl doing coke in the bathroom last night kept begging me to dance to “the arctic monkeys or slipknot or something like that you know” like bro idk if I do know
The thing about dancing is sometimes the least esoteric music pick is the most esoteric. See: Cherry pie, pony, glory box, etc.
May 22, 2025 at 5:59 PM
The thing about dancing is sometimes the least esoteric music pick is the most esoteric. See: Cherry pie, pony, glory box, etc.
People in Portland honestly go apeshit when I dance to portishead in the club it’s bananas
May 22, 2025 at 5:57 PM
People in Portland honestly go apeshit when I dance to portishead in the club it’s bananas
I really want someone to buy me a bunch of belly rings
May 20, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I really want someone to buy me a bunch of belly rings
I’m not someone who can balance part time jobs tell me why I have to work from 8:30am-3pm today and then also 10:15pm-2:30am and then on Thursday I have to work at 8:30am again after getting off at 2:30am the night before
May 20, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I’m not someone who can balance part time jobs tell me why I have to work from 8:30am-3pm today and then also 10:15pm-2:30am and then on Thursday I have to work at 8:30am again after getting off at 2:30am the night before
Tryna feed my girl nerd clusters while going to town on her nerve cluster iykwim
May 18, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Tryna feed my girl nerd clusters while going to town on her nerve cluster iykwim
One time (before I had seen it) someone I was sitting with tried to deny poor things was pedophilic but then when i brought up dogtooth they also tried to deny that movie was about incest so
May 16, 2025 at 3:34 AM
One time (before I had seen it) someone I was sitting with tried to deny poor things was pedophilic but then when i brought up dogtooth they also tried to deny that movie was about incest so
I’m finally watching poor things did anybody else realize this movie is bad????
May 16, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I’m finally watching poor things did anybody else realize this movie is bad????
Instagram targeted cleaning product ads are so lost on me like girl I’m not mopping my walls
May 13, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Instagram targeted cleaning product ads are so lost on me like girl I’m not mopping my walls
Sometimes at work when I don’t want to do my job i just ask my boss to explain the federal reserve to me and i buy myself at least an hour. If I really need hours that week I start to play devils advocate
April 30, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Sometimes at work when I don’t want to do my job i just ask my boss to explain the federal reserve to me and i buy myself at least an hour. If I really need hours that week I start to play devils advocate
Most of the jobs ive ever had are just babysitting middle aged men and unfortunately im extremely good at it
April 29, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Most of the jobs ive ever had are just babysitting middle aged men and unfortunately im extremely good at it
My boss is showing me Seinfeld blooper reals and I have to pretend to think it’s funny
April 29, 2025 at 4:09 PM
My boss is showing me Seinfeld blooper reals and I have to pretend to think it’s funny
Wearing a black turtleneck to my psychiatry appt as a power move. No let’s talk a little bit about YOUR condition.
April 23, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Wearing a black turtleneck to my psychiatry appt as a power move. No let’s talk a little bit about YOUR condition.
I love pope stuff
April 21, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I love pope stuff
My body doesn’t keep the score it’s just playing for fun
April 18, 2025 at 9:55 AM
My body doesn’t keep the score it’s just playing for fun
Sometimes when I’m at the gym I’m like damn it’s almost like I like playing on my phone more than working on my core but we ride
April 16, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Sometimes when I’m at the gym I’m like damn it’s almost like I like playing on my phone more than working on my core but we ride