Matt Thornton
@thorntonm.bsky.social
Pres of Armory Strategies - Democratic communications: crisis, strategy, PR, campaigns. Then: Comms for @electdemocrats.bsky.social, @housemajoritypac.bsky.social, @ab21.bsky.social, @whitehouse.senate.gov, @ZackSpaceOhio
https://armorystrategies.com/
https://armorystrategies.com/
14-year-old me: 1) Page, then some other dudes.
Middle aged me:
1) Bonham
2) Jones
3) Meh
4) Meh
Middle aged me:
1) Bonham
2) Jones
3) Meh
4) Meh
October 8, 2025 at 3:20 PM
14-year-old me: 1) Page, then some other dudes.
Middle aged me:
1) Bonham
2) Jones
3) Meh
4) Meh
Middle aged me:
1) Bonham
2) Jones
3) Meh
4) Meh
THATCH-ROOFED COTTAGES
June 30, 2025 at 3:09 AM
THATCH-ROOFED COTTAGES
You have no chance to survive make your time.
May 21, 2025 at 5:20 AM
You have no chance to survive make your time.
Chris Cornell died on May 18, so possibly related to the anniversary.
May 14, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Chris Cornell died on May 18, so possibly related to the anniversary.
Why is she sitting with her back to the door of the vehicle?
April 21, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Why is she sitting with her back to the door of the vehicle?
I'm fairly confident I've never actually held 3 grand in cash money in my hand. Does she not have a credit card?
April 21, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I'm fairly confident I've never actually held 3 grand in cash money in my hand. Does she not have a credit card?
Remember Melania? What what happened to her?
April 11, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Remember Melania? What what happened to her?
If he needs any upgrades here, I'm sure my 5-year-old would be happy to help.
April 10, 2025 at 6:42 PM
If he needs any upgrades here, I'm sure my 5-year-old would be happy to help.
When I'm training folks, I always have them form it as a question and then wait for a reply. "Can we go off the record?" [PAUSE]
April 2, 2025 at 8:55 PM
When I'm training folks, I always have them form it as a question and then wait for a reply. "Can we go off the record?" [PAUSE]