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Still recovering from this news
Email subject line is "Gary busey is back on cameo"
July 31, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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The Tim Onion gamergate guy using the term "Miracle Mile"
The 3 finger bit with the spy from Inglorious Basterds. My implied meaning is that this guy is clearly not from Chicago or Chicagoland if he flubbed the best known street in the region.
May 15, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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Right wing posters Jan 1 vs April 5th
Mr Potter, the villainous banker of It's a Wonderful Life - 1945. Right wing posters believed themselves to be tycoons. George Bailey from it's a wonderful life, now they claim the real wealth was the friends we made along the way.
April 5, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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The Democrats rn
A photo of the back of a truck with a hand printed sign that says "my left turn signal is out"
March 7, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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You could say I'm pretty invested in cryptocurrency
A screenshot from my greatest shame, my McDonalds rewards points balance
February 28, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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The new megalopolis cut goes kind of crazy
Photo from Drake's show in Australia, dozens of attendees hold up signs requesting money from Drake for a variety of frivolous and sad purposes.
February 21, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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His middle name is Salvatore
A black cat sits on an orange duvet cover, a secretary desk with a basic floral carved in-lay is in the background
December 28, 2024 at 7:50 PM
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The Lions defense is so fun..
A wojack crying wearing a smile mask. Jared Goff is such a fun QB to root for, I hate him when he beats my team
December 22, 2024 at 8:01 PM
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Starting the day with blue steel
A black cat sits front facing looking into your soul on a burnt orange duvet cover. His whiskers are long and his ears pointy.
December 20, 2024 at 1:55 PM
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Gus looking very handsome this Thanksgiving morning
Black Bombay cat sits on a chair and stares out the window.
November 28, 2024 at 6:10 PM