Thomas
@thomasv.bsky.social
He had been born a Talleyrand but for some unaccountable reason had remained a mere Lebedev.
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It’s that time of year where people go on about Alan Partridge and the pear tree, isn’t it? Never understood that one
December 1, 2025 at 8:39 AM
It’s that time of year where people go on about Alan Partridge and the pear tree, isn’t it? Never understood that one
We go live to Thomas HQ where it appears that, in spite of several ISO containers of documented evidence that his only talent consists of lying in bed with his cats, our hero is attempting to make (the crowd gasps) *a food* again
November 29, 2025 at 8:18 PM
We go live to Thomas HQ where it appears that, in spite of several ISO containers of documented evidence that his only talent consists of lying in bed with his cats, our hero is attempting to make (the crowd gasps) *a food* again
Reposted by Thomas
In other news, my cheese baker has just arrived - excuse me whilst I isolate myself and put on a few dozen kilos
November 27, 2025 at 4:41 PM
In other news, my cheese baker has just arrived - excuse me whilst I isolate myself and put on a few dozen kilos
Just arrived: Bee and Puppycat soundtrack by @iam8bit.com
November 27, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Just arrived: Bee and Puppycat soundtrack by @iam8bit.com
Let an appropriate number of thanks be given, I suppose
November 27, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Let an appropriate number of thanks be given, I suppose
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Mahler? I barely even know ‘er!
November 27, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Mahler? I barely even know ‘er!
Today is chicken broth day which can only mean one (1) thing: it's time for ** SYDNEY & sister R **
Chicken Bone
YouTube video by SYDNEY & Sister R - Topic
www.youtube.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Today is chicken broth day which can only mean one (1) thing: it's time for ** SYDNEY & sister R **
If this turns out to be my last skweet, let it be known that I fought bravely against the man flu
November 25, 2025 at 9:12 PM
If this turns out to be my last skweet, let it be known that I fought bravely against the man flu
Surely these names alone are reason enough to take these children away from their parents?
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...
Court ruling to remove children of UK-Australian couple living in woods divides Italy
Decision to remove children comes after they and their parents ate poisonous mushrooms and ended up in hospital
www.theguardian.com
November 24, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Surely these names alone are reason enough to take these children away from their parents?
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...
Don’t look but I think the people sat next to me are (whispers) *Dutch*
November 24, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Don’t look but I think the people sat next to me are (whispers) *Dutch*
I think I peaked at age 15
November 24, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I think I peaked at age 15