I've never heard of the guy, and personally think freaking out over someone else's call is weird but... can we just agree that "I don’t dislike him, I hate him ... he has jumped so many sharks that it’s Seaworld" is a hilariously savage thing to say about anyone? Lol

Yes, but Marks is the definition of a short-term asset. Burn and churn him.

"It's not like we're trying to reward guys".... Oh it's very apparent that's not what you're doing, Mike, we just have to watch you give everyone (including tight ends) touches from the 1-yard line *except* Walker. Even if you have to take a timeout to get your 3rd stringer on the field...

Thank you for your service.

-Timbers fan

Great read!

I'm a state employee rather than a fed, but 100 percent this. Forget match, "Within striking distance" would do wonders.