Thomas Kyle-Milward
thomaskmilward.bsky.social
Thomas Kyle-Milward
@thomaskmilward.bsky.social
Washington state employee. Oregon grad. Wildfire. Local 443. New shop steward.

Sports: Colts, Arsenal, SA Spurs, England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Hobbies: fantasy football, dynasty, hoops, sports betting
Hopping on here this fine Saturday to note that "It's a CANE thing, you wouldn't understand."

😂😂😂
November 1, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I mean, you knew it was over the SECOND the broadcast aired this...
October 29, 2025 at 3:08 AM
It me.
October 22, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Many blessings to the Houston defense for holding Seattle scoreless for like 18+ minutes of game time.
October 21, 2025 at 5:43 AM
How I envision the ball-knowing-impared truthers declaring Zach Charbonnet a better RB than Kenneth Walker.
September 27, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Feels like it comes earlier and earlier every season (damn you, injuries), but it's time once again for that annual reminder that...

If you are in a superflex league, you do not need to make/lose outrageous trades to acquire Bad Backup Quarterbacks. I promise you, it is not worth it.
September 17, 2025 at 2:16 AM
"...The cat's right behind me, isn't it."
September 11, 2025 at 3:04 AM
From the 6th spot:

(Got sniped in the fifth and felt forced into Marv - don't love him and McBride both in my lineup. Then felt like maybe I chased WR too hard the rest of the way? But it's a Start One RB league, so idk.)
August 25, 2025 at 11:40 AM
And, in case you want to see the results of two very odd 10-man PPR home league drafts your sheet helped me with last night...

From the 9-hole:
August 25, 2025 at 11:36 AM
An instant Benjamin Allbright Classic.
August 21, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Whoa and I thought I was the biggest Hunter H8er, whoever wrote this lede is absolutely savage.
August 10, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Me and the squad demobilizing from the Hope Fire tomorrow.
July 23, 2025 at 4:52 PM
July 22, 2025 at 1:59 PM
July 17, 2025 at 2:04 AM
July 13, 2025 at 9:51 PM
This is, of course, perhaps the most comical moment in their country's short history for Americans to attempt to claim the moral high ground on "wealthy elites snuffing out poor people and openly relishing in it."
July 13, 2025 at 9:49 PM
June 27, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Hard to distill down to just four.

Tim Duncan (forever my No. 1 regardless of sport)

Vince Young, college edition

Thierry Henry, pride of North London

Marvin Harrison Sr., your favorite route runner's favorite route runner.
June 27, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Exclusively played the multi-player mode with my uncle, who i didn't know super well at the time, and it was a bonding experience for us. Weird game that didn't hold up well when I tried to replay it years later... but the memories do!
June 27, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Quality hoop night in Seattle.
June 23, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Just made this dynasty trade. Pick a side, chat.
June 20, 2025 at 8:30 PM
*As a former poor, NOTHING makes me angrier than politicians and voters weaponizing poverty to excuse shitty choices and positions

*YOU ARE PAID TO "PROTEST" ON THEIR BEHALF. DO YOUR JOB

*man, way to make attending a protest sound like a fun activity for the privileged rather than necessary work.
June 5, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Hello, my name is Thomas, and I'm a Sampsoholic.
June 1, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I love my wife.
May 29, 2025 at 11:24 PM
The oldhead Nuggets to the young Thundercats tonight.
May 10, 2025 at 5:25 AM