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Black Friday deals be like “get 40% OFF with a new sale price of $100!!!” and I have to do a double take bc I bought the same exact item already over a year ago at FULL PRICE for….. $100….
November 30, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Just realized that a lot of the occupations that are being deemed “unprofessional”/divested from rn are also often positions where they are mandatory reporters 🤔😬
November 21, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Pokémon Go is the only thing keeping me sane rn tbh. Here’s my favorite one (shiny raichu)
October 8, 2025 at 6:47 AM
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So after days of Republicans blaming and vilifying Democrats and trans people for Kirk’s murder despite having no clue who the person was, we find out it’s a white guy from a Republican family in Utah who loved guns.
September 12, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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Have we mentioned lately that Palantir is evil? At CDC, we’re forced to use Palantir software to track disease—that’s the *good* kind of surveillance. But Palantir is also working with the Trump administration on the *bad* kind of surveillance. Let’s dive in: 🧵 [gift link]
Trump Taps Palantir to Compile Data on Americans
www.nytimes.com
June 2, 2025 at 2:01 PM
That full moon in Scorpio or whatever
May 22, 2025 at 7:40 AM
My sweet potato slips love having dirt!! :)
May 17, 2025 at 6:30 AM
I got everything done today that I needed to! Waking up. Scary emails. Meetings. Silly spread sheets. More meetings. My readings and homework. Crashing out. Got it all done 👍
May 15, 2025 at 4:08 AM
My MPA program just rewrote the MPA degree requirements and removed the Diversity Requirement 😬
May 13, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I didn’t just complete one discussion post for grad school, I completed TWO discussion posts tonight for grad school. I need everyone to clap
May 1, 2025 at 5:34 AM
The Moon (XVIII) card ft. Portland coyotes
April 29, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Googling “stages of grief” after eating too many shishito peppers the day prior (I will do it again)
April 28, 2025 at 9:32 PM
You gotta remember you have hobbies even when everything is crazy and/or extremely stupid!!
April 27, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Today on unhinged things I read on hinge:
April 27, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Just thinking about how for my 13th birthday I made my friends watch Jane Eyre (2011) in theater with me lol
April 26, 2025 at 5:52 AM
👀👀👀 just got the BIG box on sale hahaha
April 24, 2025 at 9:25 PM
April 24, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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They’re both very evil and very stupid
April 22, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Just drawin frogs and thinking about adulting and communicating better in my adult life! Woo hoo!
April 22, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Happy Easter (also acrylic markers are really fun!) 🥚
April 20, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Me yelling at my cardiac muscles during an ectopic beat episode: figure it out!! figure it out!!!! 👀
April 19, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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This is all part of the plan.
April 17, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I guess this is why JK Rowling was so good at writing despicable antagonist characters. Because she is one in real life.
April 17, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Was literally about to fall asleep after the longest day ever (had been on campus using my brain nonstop for 11 hours between work and grad school class) and then I remembered I had a discussion post due before midnight tonight (I got it done 🙃)
April 17, 2025 at 6:37 AM