ThisOldMachine
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This team and the manager lack courage
November 23, 2025 at 5:55 PM
This team and the manager lack courage
This team is a kick in the balls.
November 8, 2025 at 2:30 PM
This team is a kick in the balls.
That midfield has the stopping power of a bag of cotton candy.
November 8, 2025 at 1:23 PM
That midfield has the stopping power of a bag of cotton candy.
Everyone looks awful. The opposite of Ange ball shouldn’t be boring and passive.
This is Nuno 2.0.
This is Nuno 2.0.
November 8, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Everyone looks awful. The opposite of Ange ball shouldn’t be boring and passive.
This is Nuno 2.0.
This is Nuno 2.0.
Pep is un hatable.
November 7, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Pep is un hatable.
Every Aldi I’ve been in smells like spoiled milk.
November 6, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Every Aldi I’ve been in smells like spoiled milk.
Snopes says not true, unfortunately.
November 6, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Snopes says not true, unfortunately.
Frankball seems a lot like AVBball.
November 2, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Frankball seems a lot like AVBball.
Where will the goals from? There’s not a pure scorer on this squad.
October 30, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Where will the goals from? There’s not a pure scorer on this squad.
You mean the one that lied about his Nazi tattoo and worked for Blackwater? Hard. Pass.
October 28, 2025 at 12:27 AM
You mean the one that lied about his Nazi tattoo and worked for Blackwater? Hard. Pass.
His style won’t work in a league with parity. Mostly because the pace and pressure invites injuries.
October 18, 2025 at 6:46 PM
His style won’t work in a league with parity. Mostly because the pace and pressure invites injuries.
Either Kudus or Xavi have to start.
October 1, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Either Kudus or Xavi have to start.