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Writer. Reader. Gamer. Cats. Animals in general. Center left. #a11y is a human right.
@jaketapper.bsky.social

Why don’t you write a fuckin book about this deranged character? Asshole.
May 19, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Nah. They’re the Gestapo. They’d murder ever single immigrant if they could.
May 19, 2025 at 2:25 PM
April 30, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Here’s a racist Nazi for you to mute or block.

bitemytesla.bsky.social
April 19, 2025 at 4:35 PM
A testimony to how stupid he is and how unbelievably shallow and needy Cheryl Hines is.
April 11, 2025 at 12:29 PM
First fishing of the spring.
March 22, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Siri, show me a misogynistic piece of rat shit.
March 16, 2025 at 12:22 PM
China and Private Equity Firms looking at all that farmland about to get picked up for pennies on the dollar.
March 4, 2025 at 3:38 PM
If you’re wondering if @cnn.com has chosen sides, wonder no more my friends.
February 26, 2025 at 1:10 PM
@therealhoarse.bsky.social is this foreshadowing something about to happen or getting ahead of a story?
February 15, 2025 at 8:44 PM
She doesn’t need foundation as much as a bucket of spackle.
February 13, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Nobody deserved to sit behind Teddy’s desk less than this cretin.
February 12, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Friday night with Mr. Biscuits.
February 8, 2025 at 2:03 AM
This you? Maybe work on not being a hypocritical asshole cunt sponge.
February 5, 2025 at 6:49 PM
If only Chuck had had a huge platform, nine years ago to hold Trump to account and to push hard on his surrogates. He chose to be a lapdog for the right.
February 3, 2025 at 8:26 PM
@kattybkay.bsky.social you absolutely cannot sit on the set of a tv show where the hosts bent the knee to Donald Trump and demanded civility and “understanding” and then say this.

Dems were rejected. Called weak. Called stupid.

This isn’t a Dem problem. It’s a MAGA/media problem.
January 31, 2025 at 3:05 PM
January 29, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Timeline cleanse. Why spend money on beds when styrofoam is their first choice?
January 29, 2025 at 1:44 PM
This.
January 29, 2025 at 1:23 PM
I don’t know how the South Carolina economy will survive this.
January 27, 2025 at 3:35 PM
We don’t get a lot of snow in NC. My daughter made this last night.
January 22, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Thoughts and prayers.

To the blockage.

Hope they can save it even if he doesn’t pull through.
January 22, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Hamburglar wants his fucking hat back.
January 20, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Ahhhhahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
January 19, 2025 at 2:06 PM
This little man would like to talk to you about your vehicle’s extended warranty.
January 19, 2025 at 1:41 PM