monté
@thisismonte.bsky.social
🗣️play some ROBERTA FLACK in this bitch!
an occasional mess but always a good time.
go birds. 🦅
an occasional mess but always a good time.
go birds. 🦅
My love for you runs DEEP, but we need to get rid of this spirit of delusion. You’re an assy girl. THICK! HEAVY! SITTING! That’s you. 🫶🏾
November 13, 2025 at 9:43 PM
My love for you runs DEEP, but we need to get rid of this spirit of delusion. You’re an assy girl. THICK! HEAVY! SITTING! That’s you. 🫶🏾
My initial reaction seeing you:
November 13, 2025 at 8:54 PM
My initial reaction seeing you:
Okay, so I’m not alone. Definitely related.
November 12, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Okay, so I’m not alone. Definitely related.
Me explaining to the police that it’s not as bad as it seems and it’s a simple of case of some of us being more dramatic than others:
November 10, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Me explaining to the police that it’s not as bad as it seems and it’s a simple of case of some of us being more dramatic than others:
Me, saying ‘fuck it’ and being pulled outside, since you wanna try it:
November 10, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Me, saying ‘fuck it’ and being pulled outside, since you wanna try it:
Me talking to the bartenders after the “cuss out”:
November 10, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Me talking to the bartenders after the “cuss out”:
November 10, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Me responding while sipping the seventh:
November 10, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Me responding while sipping the seventh:
Me getting back to the bullshit and asking if @sirbrandonthomas.com is so delicious let’s see that ASS pop out like that
November 10, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Me getting back to the bullshit and asking if @sirbrandonthomas.com is so delicious let’s see that ASS pop out like that
Me after the reunion performance:
November 10, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Me after the reunion performance:
Us, begrudgingly, deciding to @blackranga.blacksky.app have his Anita moment to soothe his ego:
November 10, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Us, begrudgingly, deciding to @blackranga.blacksky.app have his Anita moment to soothe his ego:
Me, overstimulated from the night’s events and gone from the drinks, in the corner, trying to get us back on accord:
November 10, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Me, overstimulated from the night’s events and gone from the drinks, in the corner, trying to get us back on accord:
Me and @sirbrandonthomas.com when they ask us to leave for the 12th time
November 10, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Me and @sirbrandonthomas.com when they ask us to leave for the 12th time
Me coming back in after telling them we’ll never step foot in a place like this if this how we’ll be treated:
November 10, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Me coming back in after telling them we’ll never step foot in a place like this if this how we’ll be treated:
It wasn’t a misquote. Liberties were taken to combine two.
And you might wanna back up off the Brayden thing. You DO have a past!
And you might wanna back up off the Brayden thing. You DO have a past!
November 8, 2025 at 10:16 PM
It wasn’t a misquote. Liberties were taken to combine two.
And you might wanna back up off the Brayden thing. You DO have a past!
And you might wanna back up off the Brayden thing. You DO have a past!