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The Aspiring Viktor Bout of Condom Bombs.
And rhe same real estate agents got their start selling individual sinks as a second full bath.
December 1, 2025 at 9:20 PM
And rhe same real estate agents got their start selling individual sinks as a second full bath.
The next amenity in the luxury Manhattan apartments arms race is going to be having your very own in-unit coat bath.
December 1, 2025 at 9:18 PM
The next amenity in the luxury Manhattan apartments arms race is going to be having your very own in-unit coat bath.
In other words, 'drowning'.
December 1, 2025 at 7:25 PM
In other words, 'drowning'.
Could you anchor every slide to a meme or a shyt-post? Might help make some part of the point. Not sure what to offer re: the sobbing - still trying to overcome that in my own daily affairs.
December 1, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Could you anchor every slide to a meme or a shyt-post? Might help make some part of the point. Not sure what to offer re: the sobbing - still trying to overcome that in my own daily affairs.
Have been for years, shamefully.
December 1, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Have been for years, shamefully.
Probably has to given he can't hit the blindside of a Boston whaler full of Amazon packages headed into dock at an Islamorada distribution center with a rocket launcher from point blank range.
December 1, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Probably has to given he can't hit the blindside of a Boston whaler full of Amazon packages headed into dock at an Islamorada distribution center with a rocket launcher from point blank range.
Unclear whether his ass or his elbow.
December 1, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Unclear whether his ass or his elbow.
Awe, that's too bad for the venn diagram of diluted dorks and hideous criminals.
December 1, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Awe, that's too bad for the venn diagram of diluted dorks and hideous criminals.
[Loud ding!]
Captain: "Ladies and gentlemen, I've turned on the fasten seat belts sign and asked the flight attendants to be seated, we are entering an area of turbulence and would like everyone seated for safety."
Captain: "Ladies and gentlemen, I've turned on the fasten seat belts sign and asked the flight attendants to be seated, we are entering an area of turbulence and would like everyone seated for safety."
December 1, 2025 at 10:50 AM
[Loud ding!]
Captain: "Ladies and gentlemen, I've turned on the fasten seat belts sign and asked the flight attendants to be seated, we are entering an area of turbulence and would like everyone seated for safety."
Captain: "Ladies and gentlemen, I've turned on the fasten seat belts sign and asked the flight attendants to be seated, we are entering an area of turbulence and would like everyone seated for safety."
Don't skip past Vance's Grindr profile:
December 1, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Don't skip past Vance's Grindr profile:
Hahah no chance. Not in America.
November 26, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Hahah no chance. Not in America.
Whatever you do, James, please just do it very very slowly.
November 26, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Whatever you do, James, please just do it very very slowly.
Yeah, well, there's that...
November 26, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Yeah, well, there's that...
Completely agree. I would like to also include: his innate ability to position himself to claim responsibility for the future success of someone who was otherwise poised to achieve it wo him. (A corollary to your point of leeching off of a rising start.)
November 22, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Completely agree. I would like to also include: his innate ability to position himself to claim responsibility for the future success of someone who was otherwise poised to achieve it wo him. (A corollary to your point of leeching off of a rising start.)
Trump does PP90X training. He's much heavier sopping wet.Just sayin'...
November 22, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Trump does PP90X training. He's much heavier sopping wet.Just sayin'...
Because he likes being the lead character in his own movie. He needs them to make that happen.
If they collectively decided to take a week off, they might discover that they could temporarily claw back some semblance of control.
If they collectively decided to take a week off, they might discover that they could temporarily claw back some semblance of control.
November 21, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Because he likes being the lead character in his own movie. He needs them to make that happen.
If they collectively decided to take a week off, they might discover that they could temporarily claw back some semblance of control.
If they collectively decided to take a week off, they might discover that they could temporarily claw back some semblance of control.
This fcko takes his shoes off on the plane. No question.
November 21, 2025 at 12:09 PM
This fcko takes his shoes off on the plane. No question.
The practical thing to do in 2025 is to just dress for your own funeral? And double check at the counter that your boarding pass has the tsa precheck stamp, of course.
November 21, 2025 at 3:40 AM
The practical thing to do in 2025 is to just dress for your own funeral? And double check at the counter that your boarding pass has the tsa precheck stamp, of course.
Weeeeeee!
a kermit the frog is sitting on a ledge with his arms outstretched
Alt: Kermit the frog is sitting on a ledge with his arms outstretched. Then, suddenly, weeeeee!
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Weeeeeee!
Tell her that's what MBS is getting in exchange for his "$1 trillion" investment.
November 20, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Tell her that's what MBS is getting in exchange for his "$1 trillion" investment.
The sight of Trump in there makes me want to vomit.
November 19, 2025 at 3:32 PM
The sight of Trump in there makes me want to vomit.
They are the same people who believe baseball is a sport, not a game.
November 19, 2025 at 3:15 PM
They are the same people who believe baseball is a sport, not a game.