ThirdInCharge
@thirdincharge.bsky.social
Spent my working life with Sweeties, Gamblers or Small Children - at home it’s currently all about the teenagers
Can’t wait - here we go again #CelebrityTraitors #TheTraitors
October 8, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Can’t wait - here we go again #CelebrityTraitors #TheTraitors
Why does going to the garage for an MOT make me lose brain cells?
1. Asked husband to drop me off!!
2. Walked into town to waste some time and just had a meltdown that I don’t have my car keys
3. Now coffee in Costa - time limit in car park is 2 hours, checked my watch
1. Asked husband to drop me off!!
2. Walked into town to waste some time and just had a meltdown that I don’t have my car keys
3. Now coffee in Costa - time limit in car park is 2 hours, checked my watch
a cartoon character says yep no brain cells here in front of a blue sky
ALT: a cartoon character says yep no brain cells here in front of a blue sky
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June 6, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Why does going to the garage for an MOT make me lose brain cells?
1. Asked husband to drop me off!!
2. Walked into town to waste some time and just had a meltdown that I don’t have my car keys
3. Now coffee in Costa - time limit in car park is 2 hours, checked my watch
1. Asked husband to drop me off!!
2. Walked into town to waste some time and just had a meltdown that I don’t have my car keys
3. Now coffee in Costa - time limit in car park is 2 hours, checked my watch
What’s your sign?
April 16, 2025 at 9:02 PM
What’s your sign?
Our school wellbeing fund is not stretching to a school wellbeing Dog - despite my best efforts… but I did get a lovely bunch of leftover daffodils from the church Mother’s Day service this morning 😊
March 27, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Our school wellbeing fund is not stretching to a school wellbeing Dog - despite my best efforts… but I did get a lovely bunch of leftover daffodils from the church Mother’s Day service this morning 😊
Here you go @icod.bsky.social Madeia’s palace of conservas, available in all manner of tins with names like a 70s seaside shop. Hoping the 1970 tin relates to my birth year and not the canning date!
February 23, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Here you go @icod.bsky.social Madeia’s palace of conservas, available in all manner of tins with names like a 70s seaside shop. Hoping the 1970 tin relates to my birth year and not the canning date!
As I’m too rude to be a receptionist… taking this training advice (and phrase) fully onboard
"Sir, please lower your voice, I'm trying to help you"
February 22, 2025 at 9:52 PM
As I’m too rude to be a receptionist… taking this training advice (and phrase) fully onboard
Parent compliment of the day:
Too rude to be a receptionist
Why, thank you Ma’am x
Too rude to be a receptionist
Why, thank you Ma’am x
a cartoon of alice from alice in wonderland saying " thank you "
ALT: a cartoon of alice from alice in wonderland saying " thank you "
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February 11, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Parent compliment of the day:
Too rude to be a receptionist
Why, thank you Ma’am x
Too rude to be a receptionist
Why, thank you Ma’am x
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Post a pic you took with no description to bring some zen to the timeline ✌️
January 17, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Post a pic you took with no description to bring some zen to the timeline ✌️
Became an expert photographer in Delamere Forest at the weekend - now I’m practically Linda McCartney, I’ll be launching a range of Veggie Sausages next week
January 14, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Became an expert photographer in Delamere Forest at the weekend - now I’m practically Linda McCartney, I’ll be launching a range of Veggie Sausages next week
Catching up with #theTraitors and Freddie crying 😢 not ready for this so early in the morning
January 10, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Catching up with #theTraitors and Freddie crying 😢 not ready for this so early in the morning
Me looking at the year ahead.
January 5, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Me looking at the year ahead.
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?
January 5, 2025 at 11:25 AM
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?
Merry Christmas everyone - first cup of Christmas tea incoming xx
two cartoon elves are drinking from cups of tea .
ALT: two cartoon elves are drinking from cups of tea .
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December 25, 2024 at 8:37 AM
Merry Christmas everyone - first cup of Christmas tea incoming xx
My new Christmas response….
December 22, 2024 at 6:46 PM
My new Christmas response….
No to a personalised plate with any combination of S X & Y. Also applying for a school place for your child with email addresses with a 69 - unless you are 56 next year then you may get a pass #justno
a man with a towel wrapped around his head is asking if we just not
ALT: a man with a towel wrapped around his head is asking if we just not
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December 13, 2024 at 2:01 PM
No to a personalised plate with any combination of S X & Y. Also applying for a school place for your child with email addresses with a 69 - unless you are 56 next year then you may get a pass #justno
@troyhawke.bsky.social Fantastic show tonight - particularly Feather-Tom-Bob from Cradley Heath. What a great UK ending to the tour!
November 30, 2024 at 10:58 PM
@troyhawke.bsky.social Fantastic show tonight - particularly Feather-Tom-Bob from Cradley Heath. What a great UK ending to the tour!
Another thing to blame on the Royal Family.
Teenage daughter eating chicken super noodles for breakfast … because she did on DofE
Teenage daughter eating chicken super noodles for breakfast … because she did on DofE
a woman is talking on a cell phone and says why .
ALT: a woman is talking on a cell phone and says why .
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November 23, 2024 at 11:26 AM
Another thing to blame on the Royal Family.
Teenage daughter eating chicken super noodles for breakfast … because she did on DofE
Teenage daughter eating chicken super noodles for breakfast … because she did on DofE
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Cold weather phrases…
7. It’s pig cold (German)
6. It’s duck cold (French)
5. It’s dick cold (Greek)
4. It’s as cold as Russian hell (Finnish)
3. It’s so cold the crow rides the bus (Spanish)
2. It’s so cold that foxes are shitting copper (Turkish)
1. Penguins are begging for tea money (Croatian)
7. It’s pig cold (German)
6. It’s duck cold (French)
5. It’s dick cold (Greek)
4. It’s as cold as Russian hell (Finnish)
3. It’s so cold the crow rides the bus (Spanish)
2. It’s so cold that foxes are shitting copper (Turkish)
1. Penguins are begging for tea money (Croatian)
November 22, 2024 at 3:10 PM
Cold weather phrases…
7. It’s pig cold (German)
6. It’s duck cold (French)
5. It’s dick cold (Greek)
4. It’s as cold as Russian hell (Finnish)
3. It’s so cold the crow rides the bus (Spanish)
2. It’s so cold that foxes are shitting copper (Turkish)
1. Penguins are begging for tea money (Croatian)
7. It’s pig cold (German)
6. It’s duck cold (French)
5. It’s dick cold (Greek)
4. It’s as cold as Russian hell (Finnish)
3. It’s so cold the crow rides the bus (Spanish)
2. It’s so cold that foxes are shitting copper (Turkish)
1. Penguins are begging for tea money (Croatian)
Falling over people I follow from the other place… feels like being at school. #theydontgohere
a woman wearing glasses is smiling and asking what , like it 's hard ?
ALT: a woman wearing glasses is smiling and asking what , like it 's hard ?
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November 15, 2024 at 10:57 PM
Falling over people I follow from the other place… feels like being at school. #theydontgohere
“Not enough resources?”
Where is @TomNook?
I need to barter some Turnips to continue my Bluesky journey
Where is @TomNook?
I need to barter some Turnips to continue my Bluesky journey
a cartoon bear is standing in front of a wall with the words open up written on it
ALT: a cartoon bear is standing in front of a wall with the words open up written on it
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November 14, 2024 at 5:50 PM
“Not enough resources?”
Where is @TomNook?
I need to barter some Turnips to continue my Bluesky journey
Where is @TomNook?
I need to barter some Turnips to continue my Bluesky journey
Starting my morning with blue sky - isn’t it a lovely beginning to the working day
November 14, 2024 at 6:34 AM
Starting my morning with blue sky - isn’t it a lovely beginning to the working day
Quote with a photo of water you took
October 23, 2023 at 6:53 PM
Quote with a photo of water you took
My Uber is here
September 21, 2023 at 11:00 PM
My Uber is here