Next time someone asks if I’m dominican im lying. ¡Sí mami! jajajamfao

Cane’s should add monkey bread to the menu. Some sweet treat

Warrior poet/wandering ronin bard named Doremi Faselatido

Back when i read self help books a nigga was not helping himself at all

The people gatekeeping Clairo or saying shes just for the girls or lesbians were in fact NOT THERE when I was. They were not there when her first tape was just loosies on youtube/soundcloud.

I was there. You’re not going to tell me I can’t listen to Clairo whore lets go vinyl for vinyl.

you’re telling me Kurapika’s entire clan got genocided for intermittent eye color, but nobody noticed Illumi looking at Killua like😵‍💫

We was moots over there but here I guess I’m just a fan 😮‍💨

Front tapers lowkey goofy as hell. Loc me up TO THE TOP miss, the barber can work with whatever you leave out

Some ppl so dumb they have you pronouncing the silent b

Women love saying “you don’t like me you like the idea of me” as if i can fuck the shit out of an idea

“This page intentionally left blank” yeah not anymore it’s not

I’m seeing more and more fully brainrot elders this year. I saw a grandma scrolling the other day, no life behind her eyes. I didn’t know the octogenarians were scrolling like that tbh. Scary stuff

*whispers sweet nothings into the void*

Left twitter bc I was consistently hitting 6+ hours daily screen time there. I love how that’s not even remotely a concern for me here!

Do, uh… do we do shitposting here or just histrionics?

getting doxxed due to my unique loser-genius posting style

Came here to find my tribe… don’t tell me my tribe stayed on X formerly twitter 😒👎🏽⁉️

As a real male lesbian I hate drake’s poser ass. Wolf in sheep’s clothing

HxH is curing my depression