I don’t like playing the parenting game, you see, because my bitch ass already won 😈😈😈

I just want to roofie myself

We were never meant to care this much about art. Needlessly ranking things we enjoy and then having actual feelings when others disagree, as if that changes our enjoyment of the thing.

In my dreamscape, the USMNT has a great run to the quarterfinals on the heels of a spring full of indictments against various fascists and/or pedophiles in government

That’s some clarity of purpose

Welcome to Derry episode 3 was make or break for my interest, and ultimately they pulled through. I’m still annoyed by the sloppy narrative structure and the weird mommy issues, but it was an improvement at least.

You’re right. I don’t want to hear this.

Do we know that Schumer isn’t in the Epstein files because his dumbass decisions would make a lot more sense if he was

Virtually every decision was gross