🌟Alistair🌟| Manhunt
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🌟Alistair🌟| Manhunt
@thewitchesworkshop.bsky.social
Howdy yall, i’m the witch of this workshop! I do many things such as writing, artistry, costuming, science, politics, and research. I have a simple dream of painting and making comics for a living. And a big dream of making a difference. He/him
You should really try to learn new things in life.
September 27, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Digital artist vs Ai prompter when the power goes out
September 23, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Oh gods he thinks that his ex girlfriend was a devil worshipper and died. He thinks he’s wanted for a murder that never happened.

Idk whether to laugh or call an emergency line.
August 12, 2025 at 5:33 AM
“I’m gonna bring the calamity for I am the voice of god”

Well i’m gonna cook a 16 ounce steak and eat it by myself. You aren’t special for hearing voices. You’re just schizophrenic.
August 11, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I feel like I could very easily convince any sane person that my biofather needs to be put into a residency just by showing them his twitter. Pure brainrot over there.
August 11, 2025 at 3:51 AM
“Ur rebelling against the rebel against the dying light” Shut the fuck up before I put you in a psych ward forever ❤️
August 11, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Sometimes I wonder what my crazy father doing and I check his twitter. Then I find out he’s gotten a hold of a 9mm carbine (the mass shooter rifle) and is making body armor out of lacrosse gear.

I don’t think I wanna know what he’s doing anymore tbh
August 1, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Living with confidentially stupid people is so irritating bc they will say the dumbest shit known to man and cal you an idiot when you show them the factual scientific proof that says otherwise.
July 26, 2025 at 1:37 PM
I just randomly remembered that I have the ability to block content farmers on YouTube. I can free myself from the aggressively annoying copy-paste videos forever.
July 26, 2025 at 7:56 AM
I have a theory being a hateful asshole and regularly containing malicious intent for the people around you will make you uglier overtime.

Source: My ma looks like a lizard and my dad looks like he’s got demons in his eyes despite both being conventionally attractive. Both are also complete dicks.
July 26, 2025 at 6:58 AM
When I was 3 months on T my mother saw the peach fuzz on my face bc it was growing more, freaked out when I told her she too had lots of peach fuzz on her face as all humans do, and began dermaplaning her face out of her own hatred of body hair.
July 26, 2025 at 6:48 AM
I think the most offensive thing my mother has said to be besides blatant transphobia was to try and convince me to get laser hair removal treatments at like 14 because I stopped shaving my legs. She hates the fact that I don’t shave my body hair and that I actually enjoy having body hair
July 26, 2025 at 6:30 AM
The current US administration is acting like if the Nixon administration and 1930’s Germany had a horrible baby with late on-set dementia
July 25, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Two people walk into one another’s paths, and stop a foot apart facing one another.

One goes: “I’m left handed, and i’m going to the left.”

The other: “I’m right handed, and i’m going to the right.”

Both people begin walking down the street together.

A fun perspective joke I came up with
July 17, 2025 at 6:47 PM
THE FUCKING ROBOT GOT FEELINGS AND HE’S IN LOVE NOW FOR REAL
July 11, 2025 at 5:18 AM
I love this image I made of spamton from #deltarune I think it’s hilarious
July 10, 2025 at 11:23 PM
The Moclan child in Orville is having gender dysphoria and her words on how she feels about herself are like a punch in the gut. You go little trans alien girl
July 10, 2025 at 11:05 PM
If you think transmasc and trans men can’t be lesbians: shut up. Transmascs/men have always been an integral part of the lesbian community, and should continue to be respected as such. Learn about your queer history before you just start saying shit please
July 10, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Clip studio is getting on my nerves rn
July 10, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Treating every social media platform with tumblr rules has improved my life. I get to block anyone I want and I never take argument initiation on this seriously because it truly does not matter ✨
July 10, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I saw a post saying this site was just 12 liberals that agree on everything just yelling at each other for no reason, and I now understand exactly what they meant by that
July 10, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I’m watching The Orville and it is wonderfully both queer and explores issues of morality, racism/ableism, and sexism very very well. They are so casual about gay relationships. They have metaphors for transgenderism and intersexuality. There are evil space clowns. Im having fun watching this
July 9, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Guys I have a crate of bananas what do I do with like 50 bananas
July 8, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Enjoy picking up this cat and cradling him while saying “get babied idiot” and then giving him many many kisses
July 8, 2025 at 5:00 PM