Idk whether to laugh or call an emergency line.
Idk whether to laugh or call an emergency line.
Well i’m gonna cook a 16 ounce steak and eat it by myself. You aren’t special for hearing voices. You’re just schizophrenic.
Well i’m gonna cook a 16 ounce steak and eat it by myself. You aren’t special for hearing voices. You’re just schizophrenic.
I don’t think I wanna know what he’s doing anymore tbh
I don’t think I wanna know what he’s doing anymore tbh
Source: My ma looks like a lizard and my dad looks like he’s got demons in his eyes despite both being conventionally attractive. Both are also complete dicks.
Source: My ma looks like a lizard and my dad looks like he’s got demons in his eyes despite both being conventionally attractive. Both are also complete dicks.
One goes: “I’m left handed, and i’m going to the left.”
The other: “I’m right handed, and i’m going to the right.”
Both people begin walking down the street together.
A fun perspective joke I came up with
One goes: “I’m left handed, and i’m going to the left.”
The other: “I’m right handed, and i’m going to the right.”
Both people begin walking down the street together.
A fun perspective joke I came up with