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Happy Arbor Day
November 28, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Its Christmas now. I dont make the rules #NewProfilePic
November 28, 2025 at 4:15 PM
It's the cranberry log day
November 27, 2025 at 4:10 PM
November 7, 2025 at 4:10 AM
October 11, 2025 at 6:22 PM
October 11, 2025 at 6:21 PM
This was the profile pic I had right before I quit Twitter. Hopefully that means Bluesky will go belly up soon and I can leave this site forever too. #NewProfilePic
October 1, 2025 at 4:10 AM
How it feels to be the only person in the back seats of a car:
September 6, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I agree with the sentiment, but consider the original Star Trek's tech was chunky and button heavy. It wasn't until Next Gen that touch screens became more prevalent, and even then they had a much cooler UI than anything Apple's put out in the last 10 years. (Please ignore any Trek made after 2005)
August 28, 2025 at 5:20 AM
God created Apple & Eve not Pineapple & Steve
August 12, 2025 at 9:18 PM
A lot of people will say Enterprise, but there is something about these three's dynamic that feels a certain way.
August 1, 2025 at 3:52 AM
If Mr. Mxyzptlk came out as non-binary would that make them Mx. Mryzptlk
July 23, 2025 at 6:52 AM
i have been working on this video* for nearly 3 years now

*man-made horror beyond comprehension
July 18, 2025 at 8:50 PM
The vibe I'm trying to bring to the function
June 11, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Every Update About The Batman Part II Script:
June 10, 2025 at 6:33 PM
We need to do this again
April 24, 2025 at 4:40 PM
All according to plan...
April 23, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Me: Hey, Chuck McGill, I just bought this copy of the original 1970 Broadway cast recording of Company. I forget, did Jonathan Tunick compose the music here?

The Knowledgeable Chuck McGill:
April 2, 2025 at 11:49 PM
If I were in charge of the Star War I would make him look like this again and never bring it up.
March 28, 2025 at 11:41 PM
You have to use my bathroom but the waste basket next to the sink is one of these.
March 18, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Look at Shrek 4. The designs in this movie are just really unappealing. You need a level of cartoonishness. The original two movies had it because the technology was still limited, but by 2010 computers were too good at realism. We lost that wackiness and Shrek's face looked too human-y
February 27, 2025 at 5:25 PM
What if he was just sticking out his arm so Clark could grab it faster? His face was so calm because he knew his wonderful son could do it, and he had no cause for concern.
February 8, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Alright let's see this new Nintendo Console you're all talking about
January 16, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Been watching The Sopranos for the first time recently. Big fan of Hugh. This man does not care at all about the rest of the plot. He just wants to talk about the war and how he likes artichokes. Does he even know his son-in-law is a mob boss? Hell if I know. He's great.
January 3, 2025 at 9:31 PM
If you see this, post an image you saved cause it made you laugh.
January 3, 2025 at 4:26 PM