Don’t let the crap spewing from the Oval Office drive you into despair. This is about looking like he’s doing things, not actually doing things that will be effective.

Venli stepped up next to her mother, who had always been so strong … until she wasn’t. That, Venli realized, was the way of life. No carapace was so thick it couldn’t crack.

He could cleanse Shinovar.
Then, at long last, he could end himself — and in so doing, grant true justice to those he had murdered. Quietly, he blessed Kaladin for giving him this gift.

Nearby, Renarin stood up. “We’ve found my father. He’s in a vision.”
“Good,” Pattern said. “Excellent, even! Let’s go murder some folks!”

Spotted in the wild

Do the straights know about poppers?

“When Jasnah Kholin spoke her mind, people hated her.”

“Am I happy?” she wrote in her journal. “No.” But she also noted that she wasn’t alone. “There is no need to feel abandoned anymore.”

“Did you not see this coming a mile away?” She added, “And yes I know you asked him not to do that to her, but honestly, the fact you even felt that was something you should ask is fucked up in ways that defy comprehension.”

Great, now I have to figure out how to shitpost on here.