theusedmagazine
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Professional eyeballs. Dedicated seether, proud coper. Firmly committed to roasting greed-tech, my representatives, and people who ask if my art is made by robots. If you shill AI without talking UBI, you're basic.
Couldn't believe it when they brought him out for the DNC. "He appeals to working-class men" no he doesn't. what?
April 3, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Couldn't believe it when they brought him out for the DNC. "He appeals to working-class men" no he doesn't. what?
this drop of joy will sustain me through the coming hardships
April 2, 2025 at 3:39 AM
this drop of joy will sustain me through the coming hardships
the floofy ears call to me. 🥺
April 2, 2025 at 3:29 AM
the floofy ears call to me. 🥺
that's why it's winning the cultured wars.
April 2, 2025 at 3:17 AM
that's why it's winning the cultured wars.
Here it would be called Sparkling Conviction IF WE HAD ANY.
March 31, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Here it would be called Sparkling Conviction IF WE HAD ANY.
The plastic ones are easier to pop off at night when you need to lotion your face tentacles.
March 31, 2025 at 3:59 AM
The plastic ones are easier to pop off at night when you need to lotion your face tentacles.
Either way when this is over they're getting a SERIOUS time out and losing screen time privileges until they think about what they did
March 30, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Either way when this is over they're getting a SERIOUS time out and losing screen time privileges until they think about what they did
Who derives joy from that? A huge jerk, running around on stage... and he was overjoyed... what an evil thing to do, what a creep, what a jerk.
a man in a black hat is holding a chainsaw and giving a thumbs up to another man
ALT: a man in a black hat is holding a chainsaw and giving a thumbs up to another man
media.tenor.com
March 29, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Who derives joy from that? A huge jerk, running around on stage... and he was overjoyed... what an evil thing to do, what a creep, what a jerk.
Ey look he was finally right about something
March 28, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Ey look he was finally right about something
Once I was done sobbing about the Shakespearean conclusion I followed a bunch of accounts about wolves.
The Reign of Wolf 21
The breathtaking firsthand account of two Yellowstone wolves and their remarkable bond.
greystonebooks.com
March 28, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Once I was done sobbing about the Shakespearean conclusion I followed a bunch of accounts about wolves.
Mature for goode and worthy men to to be my thral and wedde me anon. Blessed instrument required, poly preferred.
March 28, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Mature for goode and worthy men to to be my thral and wedde me anon. Blessed instrument required, poly preferred.
Hope Greenland is guarding its election security like life depends on it. Listening to JD and other acolytes bringing the elections up, which they're doing as often and as ominously as possible, is giving me an ulcer.
March 28, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Hope Greenland is guarding its election security like life depends on it. Listening to JD and other acolytes bringing the elections up, which they're doing as often and as ominously as possible, is giving me an ulcer.
Jerry is the Cheshire Cat of Blsky, tasked with greeting lost wanderers but also pathologically driven to disorient and mislead. He and his unsettling, too wide smile reappear periodically to drop some nonsense in your feed, perhaps a cryptic warning.
March 26, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Jerry is the Cheshire Cat of Blsky, tasked with greeting lost wanderers but also pathologically driven to disorient and mislead. He and his unsettling, too wide smile reappear periodically to drop some nonsense in your feed, perhaps a cryptic warning.
Unrelated, but has the modern US had any fluently multilingual presidents? like, fluent enough to discuss policy on another country's news? Never occurred to me to wonder
March 26, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Unrelated, but has the modern US had any fluently multilingual presidents? like, fluent enough to discuss policy on another country's news? Never occurred to me to wonder
Potentially unpopular opinion.
Running TikTok pundits isn't that great of an idea. It's a specific skill set and doesn't automatically overlap with the less glamorous work needed to represent effectively. I kind of wish that they would put their skillsets to use as media consultants for us instead.
Running TikTok pundits isn't that great of an idea. It's a specific skill set and doesn't automatically overlap with the less glamorous work needed to represent effectively. I kind of wish that they would put their skillsets to use as media consultants for us instead.
March 24, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Potentially unpopular opinion.
Running TikTok pundits isn't that great of an idea. It's a specific skill set and doesn't automatically overlap with the less glamorous work needed to represent effectively. I kind of wish that they would put their skillsets to use as media consultants for us instead.
Running TikTok pundits isn't that great of an idea. It's a specific skill set and doesn't automatically overlap with the less glamorous work needed to represent effectively. I kind of wish that they would put their skillsets to use as media consultants for us instead.
wow so cool the death of critical thought and entire generations who will basically be bricked like an unplugged flash drive if the wifi is down.
March 24, 2025 at 5:18 PM
wow so cool the death of critical thought and entire generations who will basically be bricked like an unplugged flash drive if the wifi is down.
Bots talking to bots starting the next world war and they didn't even have to develop sentience first. Skynet, but stupid.
March 24, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Bots talking to bots starting the next world war and they didn't even have to develop sentience first. Skynet, but stupid.
So glad that great leader has time to spend on the most pressing issues facing our nation.
March 24, 2025 at 3:44 PM
So glad that great leader has time to spend on the most pressing issues facing our nation.
This is the only thing I'm gonna call it from now on 😂
OMG - and Hitler apparently loved his dogs (at least until he murdered him in his suicide bunker).
There's a scientific theory buried somewhere in here.
OMG - and Hitler apparently loved his dogs (at least until he murdered him in his suicide bunker).
There's a scientific theory buried somewhere in here.
March 24, 2025 at 3:31 PM
This is the only thing I'm gonna call it from now on 😂
OMG - and Hitler apparently loved his dogs (at least until he murdered him in his suicide bunker).
There's a scientific theory buried somewhere in here.
OMG - and Hitler apparently loved his dogs (at least until he murdered him in his suicide bunker).
There's a scientific theory buried somewhere in here.
On the hell app people always post about their cute-ass dog and sound totally caring and non-insane, and then you notice the little flag in their username and visit their profile and under that wholesome dog post is just a cascade of the vilest MAGA hate-filled rhetoric in the world.
March 24, 2025 at 3:16 PM
On the hell app people always post about their cute-ass dog and sound totally caring and non-insane, and then you notice the little flag in their username and visit their profile and under that wholesome dog post is just a cascade of the vilest MAGA hate-filled rhetoric in the world.
Well good news it won't matter since they're gonna be learning about us from pictograms on a cave wall in the irradiated wastes, like the feral children in Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome.
March 24, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Well good news it won't matter since they're gonna be learning about us from pictograms on a cave wall in the irradiated wastes, like the feral children in Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome.