Tim Millard
@thetimmillard.bsky.social
Stage/screen actor and writer of all things comedy. Former journalist. Pronounced muh-LARD not MILL-erd.
Job searching in 2025 makes me feel like 🫠
September 8, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Job searching in 2025 makes me feel like 🫠
In 1997, one of the first songs I learned to play on guitar was Deftones’ “Be Quiet and Drive.” In 2025, I learned I’ve been playing it long the whole time…even though it still sounds pretty much the same.
July 18, 2025 at 4:45 PM
In 1997, one of the first songs I learned to play on guitar was Deftones’ “Be Quiet and Drive.” In 2025, I learned I’ve been playing it long the whole time…even though it still sounds pretty much the same.
Turns out this package will likely never arrive. A U.S. Postal Service representative finally confirmed the package is indeed lost. It took me reaching out to my elected member of Congress to finally get a definitive response from the Post Office.
I don’t think this package is ever going to arrive. 😭
May 23, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Turns out this package will likely never arrive. A U.S. Postal Service representative finally confirmed the package is indeed lost. It took me reaching out to my elected member of Congress to finally get a definitive response from the Post Office.
It’s May and, according to my dentist, I maxed out my dental insurance for the year. Why yes, I do have United Healthcare, how did you guess?
May 13, 2025 at 4:29 PM
It’s May and, according to my dentist, I maxed out my dental insurance for the year. Why yes, I do have United Healthcare, how did you guess?
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
May 3, 2025 at 12:50 PM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
I don’t think this package is ever going to arrive. 😭
April 28, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I don’t think this package is ever going to arrive. 😭
The U.S. Postal Service is having a heck of a time trying to push my delivery through Atlanta.
April 23, 2025 at 4:07 AM
The U.S. Postal Service is having a heck of a time trying to push my delivery through Atlanta.
Reposted by Tim Millard
If one quote from a insurance exec ever summed up the American healthcare experience, this might be that quote:
www.propublica.org/article/blue...
www.propublica.org/article/blue...
April 12, 2025 at 7:37 PM
If one quote from a insurance exec ever summed up the American healthcare experience, this might be that quote:
www.propublica.org/article/blue...
www.propublica.org/article/blue...
Reposted by Tim Millard
Shooting memorial cancelled because of a shooting is so very American.
April 17, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Shooting memorial cancelled because of a shooting is so very American.
WOMP WOMP to any U.S. city out there that relies on tourism.
April 16, 2025 at 3:56 PM
WOMP WOMP to any U.S. city out there that relies on tourism.
I hold the same opinion about Weezer’s “Pinkerton” album as I did when I got the CD as a Valentine’s gift in 1997 - absolute masterpiece.
April 11, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I hold the same opinion about Weezer’s “Pinkerton” album as I did when I got the CD as a Valentine’s gift in 1997 - absolute masterpiece.
Reposted by Tim Millard
Reposted by Tim Millard
When billionaires are telling you to go hoard necessities...
It's not a bad idea to go to the local Walmart or big box retailer and buy lots of consumables now. From toothpaste to soap, anything you can find storage space for, buy before they have to replenish inventory.
Even if it's made in the USA , they will jack up the price and blame it on tariffs.
Even if it's made in the USA , they will jack up the price and blame it on tariffs.
April 2, 2025 at 10:02 PM
When billionaires are telling you to go hoard necessities...
Age yourself with a cartoon you watched as a kid.
March 19, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Age yourself with a cartoon you watched as a kid.
I’d normally be asleep right now but a bunch of severe thunderstorms are heading my way. The next three hours should be…exciting.
March 16, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I’d normally be asleep right now but a bunch of severe thunderstorms are heading my way. The next three hours should be…exciting.
How long has it been since I used my Nintendo Wii? My avatar is clean shaven and wears glasses. For reference, I’ve had a beard since 2010 and I had vision correction surgery around 2018.
February 25, 2025 at 10:56 PM
How long has it been since I used my Nintendo Wii? My avatar is clean shaven and wears glasses. For reference, I’ve had a beard since 2010 and I had vision correction surgery around 2018.
I never thought I’d be looking toward to having a tooth pulled but here we are! Dental pain is a nightmare, even if you have prescribed antibiotics and painkillers to tide you over in the meantime.
February 8, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I never thought I’d be looking toward to having a tooth pulled but here we are! Dental pain is a nightmare, even if you have prescribed antibiotics and painkillers to tide you over in the meantime.
Anyone else say goodbye to their pets before they leave for work?
February 3, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Anyone else say goodbye to their pets before they leave for work?
Snow day in Atlanta!
January 10, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Snow day in Atlanta!
I bought a hair trimmer with a zero-gap blade and wow, trimming my mustache just got so much easier!
November 22, 2024 at 2:01 AM
I bought a hair trimmer with a zero-gap blade and wow, trimming my mustache just got so much easier!