Me: "Hey, I have some recruiters who need me to provide them with some professional references to contact in regards to potential employment."

People I've worked for: "I dunno. I think I have to contact HR first."

People I've worked with: (zero hesitation) "Yes. Absolutely. How can I help?"

American hospitality is: Pressing the handicap door-opening button, even though you're not handicapped, so that you don't have to hold the door for the person behind you.

@milesintransit.com Seen in Milton-Keynes (UK). Hostile pedestrian signage.

Babe, can you take the other car to pick the kids up from school? I need the Drift Odyssey for something else later.

Fucking scumbags. They know what they are doing. This is a bunch of shills cosplaying as journalists.

The people who run my city's main TV stations can go fuck themselves. Yeah, great. Let's interview a kid who "wants" to talk about the shooting at his school that just fucking happened. Great.

THIS IS HOW THIS SHIT GETS NORMALIZED.

Watching your fellow classmates get shot and killed at your school's church is going to be a wild thing to expect elementary age kids to internalize and deal with for the rest of their lives. Prove me wrong about my cynicism, America. Because there's nothing pro-life about how we treat kids.

I found blessed footrest rock in the shade at Road America.

Oh, cool. Already have my first bot follower.

I left all my good photos and posts from the weekend at Road America on Twitter. But here's one of the BMW GTP's as they got unloaded on Thursday. Guess which one I rubbed my testicles on.