Here is a helpful guide.

Neckless!
When they were a baby they were very strange even by pigeon standards.
Their neck seemed non existent.

Praise the endocrine gods, I don't think its possible in my case!
She gave me her wavy/curly hair and not much else... thankfully!

My thoughts exactly when I first saw it!

Sus.

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Definitely don't trust the videos about dishwashers made by

youtube.com/@technologyc...

And

youtube.com/@renduhoffic...

That is the definite truth and not at all a cover story for the fact that you could technically buy a clear panel for some dishwashers that bypass the door switch for technicians to observe the operation of the unit.

The secret is, dishwashers open inter-dimensional portals that release a form of radiation not found on this plane of existence.

This particular form of radiation dematerializes organic materials. Water is the only substance that completely neutralizes this radiation hence the plumbing.

Well... ok.
But if I disappear DON'T come looking for me.

*sweats profusely trying not to reveal the secrets she's learned as an appliance tech*

Over sized pull over for hiding in.

Why are they perfect?!

I feel so valid now.
Thank you!
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