A mile is 5,280 rouges.
November 17, 2025 at 12:37 AM
A mile is 5,280 rouges.
Maduro shoulda offered to give Trump 16,000 alibis for this Epstein stuff.
November 16, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Maduro shoulda offered to give Trump 16,000 alibis for this Epstein stuff.
Operation Impregnator Wand, Operation Seaman Blaster, and Operation Veiny Cock are all phase two operation name.
November 16, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Operation Impregnator Wand, Operation Seaman Blaster, and Operation Veiny Cock are all phase two operation name.
When she runs for president after MAGA implodes and she can claim she helped bring down the cabal of pedophiles. That credibility, you mean?
November 15, 2025 at 4:16 PM
When she runs for president after MAGA implodes and she can claim she helped bring down the cabal of pedophiles. That credibility, you mean?
I can’t help but think this is having the opposite effect.
November 15, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I can’t help but think this is having the opposite effect.
My money is on Margarine, actually.
November 15, 2025 at 7:20 AM
My money is on Margarine, actually.
Hope he has a Plan B.
November 15, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Hope he has a Plan B.
Us previously sane people inspecting the vaccine schedule wondering, "There couldn't actually be 5G nanobots in here, could there be?"
November 15, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Us previously sane people inspecting the vaccine schedule wondering, "There couldn't actually be 5G nanobots in here, could there be?"
She's got eyes on the big seat, and who better to run than the one Republican that blew the lid off that ol' Q-Anon jam.
November 15, 2025 at 4:13 AM
She's got eyes on the big seat, and who better to run than the one Republican that blew the lid off that ol' Q-Anon jam.
"Surely, this must be the Rubicon," the people complained, after mistakenly thinking they'd already crossed it two dozen times. "It's gotta be around here somewhere, FFS."
November 15, 2025 at 4:03 AM
"Surely, this must be the Rubicon," the people complained, after mistakenly thinking they'd already crossed it two dozen times. "It's gotta be around here somewhere, FFS."
It will be incredible if he has to veto it tho.
November 15, 2025 at 2:35 AM
It will be incredible if he has to veto it tho.
Well I wanna say that’s far-fetched and insane, but nothing really makes sense anymore so who can say.
November 15, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Well I wanna say that’s far-fetched and insane, but nothing really makes sense anymore so who can say.
What-ear-gate?
November 14, 2025 at 11:12 PM
What-ear-gate?
Sorry - what's the last one?
November 14, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Sorry - what's the last one?
Turns out you can’t grow bananas in Vermont.
November 14, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Turns out you can’t grow bananas in Vermont.
The flamingoes are flyin’.
November 14, 2025 at 7:30 AM
The flamingoes are flyin’.
How do we proverbially make it happen?
Summon some sort of dark entity. Like a demon. But he has a shitty name. The sort of name that’s really embarrassing to have when you’re a demon. Like, uh, Jaxson.
Summon Jaxson, & say a new name is in the bowels of centrists. Then watch the hilarity ensue.
Summon some sort of dark entity. Like a demon. But he has a shitty name. The sort of name that’s really embarrassing to have when you’re a demon. Like, uh, Jaxson.
Summon Jaxson, & say a new name is in the bowels of centrists. Then watch the hilarity ensue.
November 13, 2025 at 4:06 PM
How do we proverbially make it happen?
Summon some sort of dark entity. Like a demon. But he has a shitty name. The sort of name that’s really embarrassing to have when you’re a demon. Like, uh, Jaxson.
Summon Jaxson, & say a new name is in the bowels of centrists. Then watch the hilarity ensue.
Summon some sort of dark entity. Like a demon. But he has a shitty name. The sort of name that’s really embarrassing to have when you’re a demon. Like, uh, Jaxson.
Summon Jaxson, & say a new name is in the bowels of centrists. Then watch the hilarity ensue.
He prolly mint did t.
November 13, 2025 at 3:52 PM
He prolly mint did t.
But for fucking real, what the sweet Jesus is happening with their command of the written word?
November 13, 2025 at 6:36 AM
But for fucking real, what the sweet Jesus is happening with their command of the written word?
Curious, it is. Bannon Steve, it must be.
November 13, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Curious, it is. Bannon Steve, it must be.
And just where the fuck they learned three successive commas was acceptable.
November 13, 2025 at 3:07 AM
And just where the fuck they learned three successive commas was acceptable.