Witty And Charming, Part II
@thestraygoose.bsky.social
I'm a truck driver. What the fuck did you expect?
I don't want them to win either. By 2030 we better have had a Socialist Revolution or this country is fucked.
May 18, 2025 at 5:11 AM
I don't want them to win either. By 2030 we better have had a Socialist Revolution or this country is fucked.
I always tap on my hood when I am getting in. If I hear something I do it again. Usually that's enough to get the little varmints on their way.
May 15, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I always tap on my hood when I am getting in. If I hear something I do it again. Usually that's enough to get the little varmints on their way.
I never hit anything other than doubles, because 2nd base was where we kept the keg.
May 15, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I never hit anything other than doubles, because 2nd base was where we kept the keg.
HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT ABOUT HER?
She was 42 when it was taken. Mama Mia.
She was 42 when it was taken. Mama Mia.
May 15, 2025 at 1:05 AM
HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT ABOUT HER?
She was 42 when it was taken. Mama Mia.
She was 42 when it was taken. Mama Mia.
Shit I got prime Sophia Loren in my profile and she can't draw flies.
Fucking kids.
Fucking kids.
May 14, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Shit I got prime Sophia Loren in my profile and she can't draw flies.
Fucking kids.
Fucking kids.
Meh, the HOF is a repository for malcreants. It's got some nice exhibits, but if you go just to see the plaques, you wasted the admission price.
May 14, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Meh, the HOF is a repository for malcreants. It's got some nice exhibits, but if you go just to see the plaques, you wasted the admission price.
Wasn't so bad that the Tigs couldn't pull it out in the 11th. Freakin' Baez has gone nuts.
May 14, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Wasn't so bad that the Tigs couldn't pull it out in the 11th. Freakin' Baez has gone nuts.
With machine guns!
May 14, 2025 at 1:45 AM
With machine guns!
I gotta idea. You go back to acting like a D, while still kissing conservative ass, and we'll stay over here on the Left and have good clean fun. Deal?
May 14, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I gotta idea. You go back to acting like a D, while still kissing conservative ass, and we'll stay over here on the Left and have good clean fun. Deal?
Penguin trafficking is the scourge of the Southern Hemisphere.
April 11, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Penguin trafficking is the scourge of the Southern Hemisphere.
What's sleep paralysis?
November 20, 2024 at 2:16 AM
What's sleep paralysis?
Can't wait to get home and see what my little nopal is up to. It was budding when I left a few weeks ago.
April 30, 2024 at 10:06 PM
Can't wait to get home and see what my little nopal is up to. It was budding when I left a few weeks ago.
One moved into a palm tree next to me and boy is he LOUD! He kept waking me up when I was at home last week.
February 5, 2024 at 4:12 PM
One moved into a palm tree next to me and boy is he LOUD! He kept waking me up when I was at home last week.
And good night to you too!
December 5, 2023 at 5:57 AM
And good night to you too!
I lived on On The Beach Drive. Does this count?
December 5, 2023 at 5:54 AM
I lived on On The Beach Drive. Does this count?