Witty And Charming, Part II
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Witty And Charming, Part II
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I'm a truck driver. What the fuck did you expect?

Welp, I'm back, sort of. On April 10th I woke to find out I had a second birthday, and promptly got whisked off to my friendly local ICU. While I was out I apparently missed a lot, but I'm too tired to try and figure it out, so I'll catch up as I can.
May 15, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Another walk-off for the Tigs. Unreal!
May 15, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Welp, I I appear to be truly well and tucked. My heart stalled out during a routine procedure today, and I'm jailed in the ICU, until future notice.
April 11, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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November 20, 2024 at 1:59 AM
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Throwback to the winter of 2020-2021 when a Scott’s Oriole showed up at an Amish farm in Lancaster, PA. Not only did the farm owners feed him, but welcomed birders to come see him.
November 15, 2024 at 1:07 AM
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December 5, 2023 at 5:35 AM
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When life hands you lemons just hand them back. No one said you couldn’t hand them back.
December 5, 2023 at 5:18 AM
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#ArtAdventCalendar day 4 of birbs! 🪶🌿🐡 the house finch… awkward and noisy little friends that I will forever adore.
December 5, 2023 at 12:16 AM
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cats
December 5, 2023 at 5:01 AM
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“Labor is prior to and independent of capital. Capital is only the fruit of labor, and could never have existed if labor had not first existed. Labor is the superior of capital, and deserves much the higher consideration.”
Abraham Lincoln
December 3, 2023 at 9:20 PM
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I've gone all day without saying Fuck Israel. Shame on me!
FUCK ISRAEL!!!
December 3, 2023 at 9:55 PM
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December 3, 2023 at 10:09 PM
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“Freedom and justice cannot be parceled out in pieces to suit political convenience. I don’t believe you can stand for freedom for one group of people and deny it to others.”
Coretta Scott King
November 24, 2023 at 10:55 PM
November 19, 2023 at 6:33 AM
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There was a time before the United States.

There will be a time after the United States.
November 19, 2023 at 4:26 AM
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Fifteen things you should never have to say to a country:

1. Stop bombing children.
November 18, 2023 at 12:38 PM
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DO NOT call up the homeless shelter on thanksgiving or Xmas to see if you can pass a few plates and show your kids the “reason for the season”

The homeless shelter is not a petting zoo of human tragedy! The homeless shelter is not a drive thru nativity scene for you to enjoy!
November 8, 2023 at 5:19 PM
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November 14, 2023 at 7:51 PM
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😢 Stop the slaughter.
November 14, 2023 at 9:50 PM
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This! 😢
A whiteboard in a Gaza hospital, which usually tracks upcoming surgeries, is wiped clean and instead now displays this message:

WHOEVER STAYS UNTIL THE END WILL TELL THE STORY

WE DID WHAT WE COULD

*REMEMBER US*

(Source: Doctors Without Borders)
November 11, 2023 at 11:23 PM
@socalleslie.bsky.social dang I forgot the Lions we're playing the Chargers in L.A. tomorrow. We coulda met up at the game.
November 11, 2023 at 6:48 PM
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please don’t be alarmed. we are just doing drills
traffic this morning,,,
November 9, 2023 at 10:45 PM
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November 10, 2023 at 3:49 AM