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December in SoCal ain't bad
December 7, 2025 at 12:29 AM
December in SoCal ain't bad
The richest man in the world who sells more things than anyone thinks you may not actually want lower prices on those things.
November 30, 2025 at 11:34 PM
The richest man in the world who sells more things than anyone thinks you may not actually want lower prices on those things.
They should copy/paste the ACA, retitle it Trumpcare or some shit and give it him to sign or whatever. Win-win!
November 26, 2025 at 4:43 PM
They should copy/paste the ACA, retitle it Trumpcare or some shit and give it him to sign or whatever. Win-win!
Lucy Glo apples at Sprouts are incredible looking and tasting.
November 26, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Lucy Glo apples at Sprouts are incredible looking and tasting.
Flood red states with democrats sounds like a good idea for democracy. Inflation will remain unaffected.
Bessent: "You know the best way to bring your inflation rate down? Move from a blue state to a red state. Blue state inflation is half a percent higher."
November 23, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Flood red states with democrats sounds like a good idea for democracy. Inflation will remain unaffected.
Here are my favorites movies I've seen so far this year:
Sinners
One Battle After Another
Hamnet
It was Just an Accident
Siràt
Bugonia
No Other Choice
Eddington
Still to see: Jay Kelly, Marty Supreme, The Secret Agent, Blue Moon, The Testament of Ann Lee, If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
Sinners
One Battle After Another
Hamnet
It was Just an Accident
Siràt
Bugonia
No Other Choice
Eddington
Still to see: Jay Kelly, Marty Supreme, The Secret Agent, Blue Moon, The Testament of Ann Lee, If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
November 22, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Here are my favorites movies I've seen so far this year:
Sinners
One Battle After Another
Hamnet
It was Just an Accident
Siràt
Bugonia
No Other Choice
Eddington
Still to see: Jay Kelly, Marty Supreme, The Secret Agent, Blue Moon, The Testament of Ann Lee, If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
Sinners
One Battle After Another
Hamnet
It was Just an Accident
Siràt
Bugonia
No Other Choice
Eddington
Still to see: Jay Kelly, Marty Supreme, The Secret Agent, Blue Moon, The Testament of Ann Lee, If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
I think we all need to make much bigger bingo cards in 2026
November 22, 2025 at 5:42 AM
I think we all need to make much bigger bingo cards in 2026
F'ing with grok over on Twitter seems like the best thing going on over there
November 21, 2025 at 2:39 AM
F'ing with grok over on Twitter seems like the best thing going on over there
Said this 3 months ago
When they release the redacted Epstein Files it will be the biggest self own ever because he's trying to make sure everyone knows who's in them but himself so we all know that every redaction is Trump
November 17, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Said this 3 months ago
Kuminga getting traded, ain't he? He just doesn't fit this team
November 15, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Kuminga getting traded, ain't he? He just doesn't fit this team
The real effects of the Spotify boycott/subscription cancellation campaign is that even if they stop running the ICE ads, no one will come back after seeing how much better every other service is.
November 8, 2025 at 7:09 PM
The real effects of the Spotify boycott/subscription cancellation campaign is that even if they stop running the ICE ads, no one will come back after seeing how much better every other service is.
Steph's got Covid, doesn't he?
November 8, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Steph's got Covid, doesn't he?
This is one of them Warrior's games where in 15 years we go, "man, I was there in the lean times of Pat Spencer and Buddy Hield. Remember them days? Dark"
#DubNation
#DubNation
November 8, 2025 at 2:13 PM
This is one of them Warrior's games where in 15 years we go, "man, I was there in the lean times of Pat Spencer and Buddy Hield. Remember them days? Dark"
#DubNation
#DubNation
Loaded Diaper
November 7, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Loaded Diaper
I been offline all day. What's going on here?
incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
November 7, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I been offline all day. What's going on here?
Buddy got money on this game or what? #DubNation
November 6, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Buddy got money on this game or what? #DubNation
Yes, please don't look too closely and learn anything from this. Keep doing what you're doing. It's working perfectly.
Mike Johnson: "What happened last night is blue states and blue cities voted blue. We all saw that coming. And no one should read too much into last night's election results."
November 5, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Yes, please don't look too closely and learn anything from this. Keep doing what you're doing. It's working perfectly.
I will invest every dollar I have in the AI company that figures out how to create one button on my computer that says print and when I hit it, the thing I want printed prints. Until then, it's all hype and fake.
November 4, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I will invest every dollar I have in the AI company that figures out how to create one button on my computer that says print and when I hit it, the thing I want printed prints. Until then, it's all hype and fake.
So is SNAP being paid tomorrow or can he just say 'nah'?
November 1, 2025 at 1:37 AM
So is SNAP being paid tomorrow or can he just say 'nah'?
Why would the GOP open the govt again? They getting everything they want.
October 26, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Why would the GOP open the govt again? They getting everything they want.
Everything sucks and is spiraling down the toilet. I'm going to just enjoy the return of the NBA guilt free for a few hours a week.
NEWS: NBA may all be fake with gambling infused into every team and every stat under suspicion.
fml
NEWS: NBA may all be fake with gambling infused into every team and every stat under suspicion.
fml
October 25, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Everything sucks and is spiraling down the toilet. I'm going to just enjoy the return of the NBA guilt free for a few hours a week.
NEWS: NBA may all be fake with gambling infused into every team and every stat under suspicion.
fml
NEWS: NBA may all be fake with gambling infused into every team and every stat under suspicion.
fml
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You guys know he’s gonna tear down the entire White House, right?
October 22, 2025 at 8:47 PM
You guys know he’s gonna tear down the entire White House, right?
Was telling my daughter about the Louvre heist and she said "isn't that the plot of that movie Oceans 7-11?" And now I need this movie to be made.
October 21, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Was telling my daughter about the Louvre heist and she said "isn't that the plot of that movie Oceans 7-11?" And now I need this movie to be made.